A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church...
Posted by Ok-Sleep-7388@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
...enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.'
Diligent_Medium3969@reddit
Gonna need a couple hundred GALLONS of holy water to wash that particular sin away
aegersz@reddit
I don't get it yet again ?
Rude_Cabinet_5639@reddit
Drunk person mistook confessional for a bathroom stall and found no toilet paper.
aegersz@reddit
Ohhh ... I was thinking of a newspaper, now I get it.
I appreciate your patience.
forbinwasright@reddit
That's what the doctor says.
retiretobedlam@reddit
Talk about a false confession!
Burlover4eva@reddit
UI’m up I got juju Poughkeepsie out there
Stekor-Tidder@reddit
I think he was telling the truth!
retiretobedlam@reddit
I just meant what he was leaving in the confessional booth…
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
I once asked the priest why they didn't have a stool in the confessional. I guess he took me literally.
Careful_Weakness_531@reddit
Love it! Clean and funny!
Adanor79@reddit
There wasn't any paper so it's definitely not clean
floppybunny26@reddit
Yeah, it's actually pretty shitty.
Careful_Weakness_531@reddit
🤣
floppybunny26@reddit
I like it.
Independent_Bite4682@reddit
Thanks for the laugh
akhnatwhat@reddit
I’m sure I’ve heard this before but this still got a good chuckle out of me! Nicely told
APSanyal@reddit
😋😂🤣