Double or nothing
Posted by diesel0458@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
A certain country was ruled by a dictator who was very paranoid. He rarely appeared in the public; he preferred to send one of his many doubles.
One day, enemy attacks the palace. The survival of the dictator is in question. The doubles await news, trembling in fear. If the dictator dies, they would be no longer useful, and with all the secrets they know, the new regime surely wouldn’t let them live.
Finally, they are called in a conference room. One of the dictator’s chief advisors enters.
“My dear doubles!” he says. “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that our beloved leader has survived the dastardly attack, and so, your services are still very much required.”
The doubles collectively sigh with relief.
Then a big man with an axe enters the room.
“Now for the bad news,” continues the advisor. “He lost an arm…”
aha1a@reddit
Reminds me of that episode with doctor on Arrested Development: "They were going to be alright".
diesel0458@reddit (OP)
True story. Our GM lost his left arm to bone cancer when he was an adolescent. He does pretty much everything anyone with two arms can do.
Whenever he turns up at our branch, I inadvertently ask him if he needs a hand with whatever he's doing. This has been going on for two years. I only pull the gag once each visit and it's always in good humour. He loves it. I think he'd be disappointed if i didn't say anything.
CoachSevere5365@reddit
Was he a mates with Keth? 😉
diesel0458@reddit (OP)
I'll keep an eye out for Keth.
Woodythdog@reddit
I’de give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
I seem to recall that there was an election for sheriff in Madison, Wisconsin.
The sheriff, who was already in office, and was running for re-election, had also lost an arm due to some illness.
The opposition ran on a slogan: "Madison needs a two-fisted sheriff!"
ktka@reddit
Then a big man with an axe and a disarming smile enters the room.
dumbistan@reddit
They were all right from that day
disparatelyseeking@reddit
They were all going to be his right-hand man.
pinkietoe@reddit
I'm no scar dot com.
fries_pizza@reddit
Didn’t see that coming!
Crustydemon53@reddit
That's a good one!