what is the female equalent of teabagging?
Posted by No-Patience-6415@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 368 comments
a flappuchino
Posted by No-Patience-6415@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 368 comments
a flappuchino
angymob13@reddit
Floppy lips
UglyPrettyBoy@reddit
Cheesesteaking
Everyday_irie@reddit
You guys have not been snailed?
callimpet@reddit
cow kisses
Everyday_irie@reddit
Mmmmm
sunsaint@reddit
No need to put a labia on it imo
giveyaballsatugg@reddit
Baby bottle pop
Density5521@reddit
Russell Howard coined the word "muffling" in his stand-up special... uh... called... no clue, can't remember. I think it was "Recalibrate" or "Lubricant".
Gobshite666@reddit
In Ireland its Geebagging
callimpet@reddit
not kissing the blarney stone??
Gobshite666@reddit
Nope
CarelessHabit3492@reddit
Lip Dipping
callimpet@reddit
tip-toe through the toolips
Turkey_tickler@reddit
The Goopy duckbill
callimpet@reddit
geoduck is a big clam, you could get lost in there
Firm_Kaleidoscope479@reddit
Lip sinking
Quacx@reddit
Lip sinking
Firm_Kaleidoscope479@reddit
Yes
That was the homophonous intent of my post
Quacx@reddit
Yes
The dichotomy of it was appealing; I am grateful that you confirmed the scope of your vision and I had the fortune to be able to discuss it with you.
callimpet@reddit
typical teacher, thinking a lecture is a discussion
CanadianDragonGuy@reddit
Clam slam is the one ive always heard
ICPGr8Milenko@reddit
Clam slam for me as well, but the snail trail also deserves an honorable mention
leof135@reddit
I thought a snail trail was the patch of hair from the belly button to the pelvis
Any-Percentage-4809@reddit
Treasure Trail
LongbowEOD@reddit
It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.
callimpet@reddit
route 69
The-Great-Calvino@reddit
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds ?
Letterkenny_Irish@reddit
You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl!
JovialPrincess@reddit
I was always told it was the trail I left when working up a guy's body before letting him in.
2Scarhand@reddit
I've always heard snail trail to refer to various vaginal discharges. Sometimes it's like a runny nose down there and you just need to grab a tissue.
Xanadu87@reddit
That’s the happy trail. Is yours…slimey?
RyoanJi@reddit
Landing strip?
2Scarhand@reddit
Landing strip is a specific trim of pubic hair, where it's shaped into a vertical bar. A landing strip.
leof135@reddit
ahh that was it. lmao
BillServo86@reddit
Ive heard it as treasure trail but I like happy trail too.
jonatna@reddit
When we're done, yeah
Zakluor@reddit
Think of it like this old joke:
Why do women have legs?
You've seen the mess snails make...
Ryxeal@reddit
Snail Trail is when she gets cream pied and scoots her cooch on the ground like a dog or cat wiping their booty.
MarriageAA@reddit
That's a crab ladder
Adaminium@reddit
Lol’d
StrillyBings@reddit
That's the Trail to the Treasure
Mygoddamreddit@reddit
Snail trail is why God gave women legs.
dianabowl@reddit
It's a clam stamp. It's like a wet kiss. Or you do a sliding one to leave a snail trail.
360walkaway@reddit
I don't want it that aggressive. Lip dip is the way to go.
ManassaxMauler@reddit
Had a female friend teach me this one when we played Halo 3 back in the day. She was one of the most toxic players I played with back then, absolutely vicious and it was hilarious
DrunkenTrom@reddit
It's not the French Dip?
callimpet@reddit
lickety-clit
OldTranslator2818@reddit
The Clam Slam
flying_carabao@reddit
That Swat
CosmikSpartan@reddit
Lip Dip
ArtyMcFierce@reddit
Pucker Ducker
MurseMan1964@reddit
Vulva Shuffle
NoCommentFU@reddit
Flap Slap
FlanCharacter3878@reddit
Brisket 'n Gravy
Science_Quiet@reddit
Flap Jacks.
-Mx-Life-@reddit
Twat Teaser.
BillyBatts83@reddit
Clunge plunge
clashtrack@reddit
Vagub Rub
wcclark@reddit
Muff Scuff?
justabill71@reddit
Meat and two vag
CosmikSpartan@reddit
Meat and greet.
CosmikSpartan@reddit
Hangin Curtains
eugeheretic@reddit
Below the Camel Toe.
XxCotHGxX@reddit
The crouton futon
aubsKebabz@reddit
Taco Touchdown
borg359@reddit
Camel claw
AtheistPlumber@reddit
Curtain Hurtin.
GAZZAA42@reddit
Piss flapping
NoFukz@reddit
Beef queef
4m4nd4bl3@reddit
Muffle shuffle lol
C_KOVI@reddit
*Vulva-rising pulverizing
reddit_seaczar@reddit
The snail trail.
52-Cuttter-52@reddit
Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can pi$$ and m0an at the same time.
davideogameman@reddit
Nah that's the female version of cock blocking
52-Cuttter-52@reddit
Squat?
eu4euh69@reddit
Twat swat..
Moneyman8974@reddit
I thought this was the equivalent of a cock block?
Grimdark-Waterbender@reddit
Nah that’s a Clam Jam
MadQuixote@reddit
Nah, it's a beaver dam
Moneyman8974@reddit
That's the female equivalent of a sausage fest...
qpdsro@reddit
That would be a clam bale or a scissor soirée depending on your geo cultural location.
Diligent_Mistake_229@reddit
Twat squat
njcableguy320@reddit
Vap Dap
Reviewingremy@reddit
Only if you're American and pronounce twat horrendously
DiscoLego@reddit
Squat...
NotThisShipSister@reddit
Twat Squat
Fron3tt3@reddit
*Twat Swat
AJTP1@reddit
Squat*
Skilledpainter@reddit
I didn't have my glasses on and thought it "The Glenn Close" for some reason. I was like that kinda makes sense
Revolutionary-Key650@reddit
Beef curtain parting.
Wild4fire@reddit
Katelyn Ohashi - https://youtu.be/4ic7RNS4Dfo?is=Z6LazvFOfpDuf9p2&t=80
That's the real Clam Slam (tm). 😋
alecubudulecu@reddit
Check out the Inventor of the Clam Slam.
CyanidalManiac@reddit
This is the correct answer
MASTER_L1NK@reddit
Lmfao this made me spit out (and I'm not kidding) my tea. Black Mango
PsychoticDust@reddit
Come on and slam!
Speedtospare@reddit
Vag Badge
fukkatsuuu@reddit
vag jagger
agon024@reddit
I thought it was called biscuits and gravy.
kooze62@reddit
It's called shutting the curtains.
maturallite1@reddit
Bravo! 🤌
Spirited-Degree@reddit
Hot pocket
justabill71@reddit
Settle down, Gaffigan
yougonnapickmeup@reddit
A hot pocket is when take a poop in a pull out couch
Spirited-Degree@reddit
Gross
Adorable-Ad8209@reddit
Clitquorice dib dab.
Psychological-Scar53@reddit
The snapper flapper...
Eaterofpies@reddit
Snail trail
fuwoswp@reddit
The burn book
TheAmnesiacKid@reddit
Maybe it is with your wife. Roast beef lady.
ReluctantSeer@reddit
Hers is Latino.
gpzeke@reddit
It is now. At least for me.
FreshAyr4Nikey@reddit
Omg came for the comments and they did not disappoint… (Pun entirely intended😉)
MacManimus@reddit
Face mopping, snail feeding, nose cleaning
TypicalDillPickle@reddit
Curtain drop?
CaoimhinOC@reddit
Slug hug
TripleF73@reddit
Snail Trailing?
fifty2weekhi@reddit
I had no idea what teabagging is until I read the comments
jensen_t119@reddit
Lip service?
xBladeM6x@reddit
Peach Press
BlueWater321@reddit
If they do it in the middle of the night it's sleep flapnia.
Wonderful_Bridge2885@reddit
Taco teaser! Lick but can't eat
JuggerMott@reddit
The lip clip? The clam jam? The clam slam? The giner pounder?
men_in_the_rigging@reddit
Bacon dangling
FattyGottedHigh@reddit
Taco Dragging everyone knows this
sloppy_1sts@reddit
I always referred to it as the clam dip
NoPersonality2680@reddit
lip-synching
kendawg710@reddit
Cooch-dragging
Big fan
Would recommend
LordofSyn@reddit
Taco Tickle
platasnatch@reddit
Twat squat
TheHeroHartmut@reddit
You know that 'twat' is pronounced like 'tw@', right? It's why the internet café in GTA IV was called that.
TheoryConsistent4870@reddit
Rhymes with hot where I’m from
NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit
We should just start pronouncing everything weird?
TheNakedBass@reddit
Amazing how people like you are so efficient at broadcasting how dumb you are with so few words.
NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit
Too wordy.
You pronounce the Spanish island Ibeeza? Subaru Impretza?
TheNakedBass@reddit
Nope. Swing and a miss lil buddy
NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit
You made my point for me.
TheNakedBass@reddit
You never made a point.
WntrTmpst@reddit
It’s a British slang and even they use both depending on where they sre
lowkeylyes@reddit
Depends on your dialect.
RandoAtReddit@reddit
What a wanker.
ntermation@reddit
you know its pronouced 'woonker', right? its why something about gta blah blah
Cold-Bathroom-9068@reddit
You know that “squat’ is pronounced like “squ@“, right?
IcebergDarts@reddit
Wh@ are you talking about
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Ha, gottim!
BlindSeeingEyeDog44@reddit
Teacupping
poopyshitballz@reddit
This deserves more upvotes!
SvenBerit@reddit
Clam slam or Flap Attack
mjaskiewicz180@reddit
She bagging
Buick-guy@reddit
Meat curtains
ofRayRay@reddit
Lik m aid.
Ranku_Abadeer@reddit
Clam slamming
2milehigh@reddit
Beef curtains
CoolRanchSenpai_@reddit
A Flappachino
jdubery@reddit
Beaver Steeping
Disastrous-Meet-4361@reddit
Curtain drop
Ok-Amphibian-5171@reddit
Flap Slappin
Egomaniac247@reddit
Poopscothing
TremontRhino@reddit
Taco drop
Graylasagna@reddit
its raining tacos
SpitefulBitch2@reddit
from out of the sky
thatescapesme@reddit
The flap slap
hmpph1@reddit
As a bigger girl - Fupa slap 🤣
robhotmoneybrown@reddit
Lip syncin
cjmatthews95@reddit
Fallopian Flop
JW162000@reddit
Bean flicking?
soybeener@reddit
Klitty Litter
DiscussionFine6197@reddit
Sand bagging.
Janpietklaas@reddit
Snal trailing
bimmerfeller@reddit
Heard it on Yeah Mad!
itsmejam@reddit
It’s not Al anymore, it’s Flap
Cormaculate@reddit
The taco drop
HipsterFoxxx@reddit
Australian kiss
Emzybear@reddit
Do it fir too long and it's muffication
RWaggs81@reddit
Labe strafing
teepring@reddit
Clam slam
Phoneslessness@reddit
Taco Touchdown
DarthTempus@reddit
Geebagging
LovelyBones17@reddit
Lip stamping
ADvtgrHD@reddit
Taco dipping
Yoguls@reddit
Hanging the (beef) curtains?
alceloco@reddit
Flap Slap(ping]
dabombers@reddit
The Flap Harmonica
blindpiggy@reddit
I got your nose!
jeffmyname69@reddit
Clit slit
grill_panda@reddit
peach punch!
Clooner@reddit
Wet napping
brashoe-32@reddit
Skin Twin Cousin Bumpin'
dankmemegene@reddit
Cooch smooch
MightyCocoTree@reddit
Coochie crouch
demonicafro@reddit
V-necking
porntrek_86@reddit
Bean bag
level32@reddit
Got your nose!
TheodoreEDamascus@reddit
Pissflapping
Dark_Defender79@reddit
Lip service
rva_musashi@reddit
Mud flap slap
theghostsofvegas@reddit
The Black Mango.
btchis@reddit
Coochie Smoochie
captainsamex@reddit
Twat squat
000trick000@reddit
Lunch meat lunge
Verderitas4Life@reddit
We always called it a “curtain call”
kiladre@reddit
Saw lots of taco related ones but not the one I know of Taco Touchdown
candudiver@reddit
Flap slap
TimMcBern@reddit
Nothing like a good old-fashioned Dip-A-Lip
dmv1985@reddit
minge mash
WRfleete@reddit
Clam slam
dmv1985@reddit
gash bash
RepresentativeAd1825@reddit
Snail trailing
LordMindParadox@reddit
Taco Smear. I was informed of this by a woman, and several other women in the chat confirmed. :)
Good_Ad7061@reddit
Coochie smooch
lardoni@reddit
Peering through the beef curtains!
tybooouchman@reddit
It should be canoetoe
GrandFalconer159@reddit
Lip - tipping
dookie-monsta@reddit
Gash smash
breebert@reddit
Taco tap !
CountKristopher@reddit
Clam stamping
washago_on705@reddit
Snail Trail
Shammah51@reddit
Might be a regional thing, but this is exactly what I thought too.
Pirate715@reddit
Snail trailing
DiscoLego@reddit
Come on Eileen.
Fluid_Genius@reddit
Pastrami Kablammy
Gheist009@reddit
Motorboating?
MissyErotica@reddit
Muffling
Fron3tt3@reddit
Mud Flapping
SirBuscus@reddit
Muffin Spreading
baronvonredd@reddit
Squatte
0ldPainless@reddit
Peach teabagging
F4N74L3ZZ4@reddit
Petals to the kettle of course 🤭
muse122987@reddit
Flap dragging
J0EP00LE@reddit
Arby’s assault
NippleSalsa@reddit
Kiss from above
cameck27@reddit
Snail trail.
clamb26@reddit
Lip bomb
14urmug@reddit
Taco saucing
Mastatheorm-CG@reddit
PaP Smearing
nkherczegsr@reddit
Camel crushing?
IntelligentPop7077@reddit
Hatchet wound drizzle
fishboy3339@reddit
The roast beef
AwesomeSauce_951@reddit
Taco Tag!
sodook@reddit
Teacupping
Apprehensive-Ad-9922@reddit
Taco Tagging
nolimitaseans@reddit
Taco Droppin’
Cccp9@reddit
Carpet bombing
dammit_karl@reddit
Taco tapping
Banjofencer@reddit
Twat squat.
Beefcake_Avatar@reddit
Clam Dipping?
MonkeyDick420@reddit
Kittens kiss
BCjestex@reddit
Taco tap
bdc986@reddit
Mustache rides! (Only a nickel)
Deemaunik@reddit
V Bagging.
Shemozzlecacophany@reddit
Or vag badge?
McShoobydoobydoo@reddit
Flapacino
mossberbb@reddit
Omg lol I can't breathe
thethreadkiller@reddit
Fish Stamp
wight-brit@reddit
Tubaing
Mighty_joosh@reddit
Flap-whapping?
DrunkHonesty@reddit
Tea bagging is not gendered.
Free_Perspective773@reddit
Muff monster
H8rzCuzImSexy@reddit
Flap Clapping
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Twat Squat
geekMD69@reddit
The Flappacino
Unlii@reddit
It has and always will be the Taco Drop
AdoptableSnoman@reddit
Labia dragging
mortevor@reddit
Clam slam
coderedmtdew@reddit
Flap slap
FatherOfBlaise@reddit
Ear Muffs!
BoringGazelle1654@reddit
Pussy Park
kev1nshmev1n@reddit
Hanging Curtains
Anders52@reddit
The Flappuccino
Yorker9986@reddit
Bento Momento
tabascorascal1@reddit
Slit sitting
HippieBathday@reddit
Bean dip
Ezzmon@reddit
The double quarter pounder with cheese
russellvt@reddit
clam slamming
NovaBreaker404@reddit
Fish slap? Beaver bounce?
Scared_Command_9615@reddit
GASH SMASH
pyro667@reddit
Lip smacking
Alexander_Delacroix@reddit
Clamslam
dermzzz@reddit
Snail Trailin'
JimyTwoTimes@reddit
Slug drug
PerfectParadox@reddit
Muff mogging
unusualsuspekt666@reddit
Flapperghasting
Brewer1056@reddit
Curtain call.
dodadoler@reddit
Snail trail
Nocturnal_Toker@reddit
Curtain slapping
jblaze121@reddit
Hot pocket
drhook83@reddit
Clit lipping
CaptainAssneck@reddit
Bean bag
d_class_rugs@reddit
Minge Binge
AdamShed@reddit
Roast beefing
Liu-Cypher@reddit
Mudflapping ?!?
TwntyKnots@reddit
A clunge lunge or a clunge plunge.
hannahmanaman@reddit
Never heard "clunge" before 😂
2whatextent@reddit
Kitty clatch??
thumpcbd@reddit
Flap draggin’
Cleatusmuldoon@reddit
Bam here’s my Clam!
Flex_Bacontrim@reddit
Nose mittens
findingsynchronisity@reddit
I thought it was the elephant kiss. Where she gets her self all wet and slippery and then squats onto your face and gives you a queen raspberry
Alternative_Result56@reddit
Slug stamp
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
Lipsmacking.
ferriematthew@reddit
Thanks for that mental image... 😂
VikingPaid@reddit
Taco touchdown
extremejarhead@reddit
Clam slam
Ventclencher@reddit
Muffling
tbutz27@reddit
Flap Jackin'!
EditorRedditer@reddit
Coffeepodding
Unfair_Opinion4993@reddit
Flappucino
BigIrish75@reddit
Mud flapping
Honleegt@reddit
Taco tap
Marina1974@reddit
It's still called teabagging, but she enjoys it too.
turkeypotpi@reddit
Tennessee Hot Pocket
tFlydr@reddit
Flap slapping
Tud1987@reddit
Flappaccino
LordofWolves92@reddit
Lip Glossing
JojoSaysMeow@reddit
Taco slide
AbleLimitz@reddit
She-bagging
izmurph@reddit
Clam dip
LootGek@reddit
Fly trap
Uncal_Thal@reddit
A Dua Lipa
TheJinManCan@reddit
A very good friend of mine says she snail-trails.
Drop to squat then drag across
allute@reddit
Hanging curtains
Plekuz@reddit
Flap slap
mrcanoehead2@reddit
Roast beef dip
RapunzelLooksNice@reddit
Clam slamming
boofnitizer@reddit
Crumpets
AnEnginEar@reddit
Taco tapping
Migamix@reddit
Yeast feast, blue waffle stamp, taste tester, ham hoc, labia layout... If I say all of them that popped into my head, or what the wife replied with, I'd get permanent.
DickJesus@reddit
The Wet Nap
stinky143@reddit
Chipped ham slam
cj_mcgillcutty@reddit
Clamshell
overfiend1976@reddit
Clamdropping.
WeeBo-X@reddit
Uterus Smash
kolbau@reddit
Clam slam
-chanandlerphalange-@reddit
Upside-down tacoing.
TheTimeWeWaste@reddit
Camel kiss
YSMNL@reddit
Ham slamming
OmNomChompsky@reddit
Clam dragging
c1nut@reddit
An ex of mine called it the bean buster.
MiLky526@reddit
Clam bag is what my team says
Garth_McKillian@reddit
Flap Jacking
Loisalene@reddit
My husband has learned, when I am laughing and saying "ohgod that's terrible" not to ask "What?"
JaredAWESOME@reddit
Damn, I always called it a snail kiss, and I'm surprised to see NO ONE list it here.
GonzoBee@reddit
Snail Trail
kafkakid3@reddit
Roast beefing
TheHappinessAssassin@reddit
Doosh bagging
lord_flashheart2000@reddit
Arby gag
Master-General8240@reddit
Cat Flapping
JustFourLetters@reddit
mushroom stamp
reeder1163@reddit
Flap slap
kickinwood@reddit
Taco dragging.
HalfSoul30@reddit
What i'm looking for.
llamajava@reddit
Clam Jamming
zeroshock30@reddit
The clam slam
Samsonlp@reddit
Dipping their tampon string into your mouth while you're sleeping
ThePokerRobot@reddit
Labia lungeing
AQSaint20@reddit
I always thought it was called V-bagging.
ol1v1era@reddit
The Australian kiss,
like a french kiss, but down under…
(Thanks, I'll show myself out)
AdmiralBustaCap@reddit
twat squat
MrKarlStrom@reddit
I guess someone saw the yeahmad tv show
Godlessheeathen666@reddit
Taco Tweezer
bluemaga4ever@reddit
Clam dip is my favorite.
OctoWings13@reddit
Clam Slam
ReluctantSeer@reddit
I have a female gamer that calls her equivalent "Taco-ing"
LayneLowe@reddit
Lip slip
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
Tea without the bags
hw80kid@reddit
Muff duffer.
Ok_Leader_7624@reddit
Clit dip?
thenewbritish@reddit
Clam Bake.
Ok_Industry_2395@reddit
😂😂😂