what is the female equalent of teabagging?

Russell Howard coined the word "muffling" in his stand-up special... uh... called... no clue, can't remember. I think it was "Recalibrate" or "Lubricant".

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Gobshite666@reddit

In Ireland its Geebagging

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callimpet@reddit

not kissing the blarney stone??

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Gobshite666@reddit

Nope

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CarelessHabit3492@reddit

Lip Dipping

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callimpet@reddit

tip-toe through the toolips

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Turkey_tickler@reddit

The Goopy duckbill

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callimpet@reddit

geoduck is a big clam, you could get lost in there

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Firm_Kaleidoscope479@reddit

Lip sinking

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Quacx@reddit

Lip sinking

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Firm_Kaleidoscope479@reddit

Yes

That was the homophonous intent of my post

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Quacx@reddit

Yes

The dichotomy of it was appealing; I am grateful that you confirmed the scope of your vision and I had the fortune to be able to discuss it with you.

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callimpet@reddit

typical teacher, thinking a lecture is a discussion

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CanadianDragonGuy@reddit

Clam slam is the one ive always heard

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ICPGr8Milenko@reddit

Clam slam for me as well, but the snail trail also deserves an honorable mention

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leof135@reddit

I thought a snail trail was the patch of hair from the belly button to the pelvis

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Any-Percentage-4809@reddit

Treasure Trail

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LongbowEOD@reddit

It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.

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callimpet@reddit

route 69

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The-Great-Calvino@reddit

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds ?

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Letterkenny_Irish@reddit

You look like a 12 year old Dutch girl!

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JovialPrincess@reddit

I was always told it was the trail I left when working up a guy's body before letting him in.

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2Scarhand@reddit

I've always heard snail trail to refer to various vaginal discharges. Sometimes it's like a runny nose down there and you just need to grab a tissue.

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Xanadu87@reddit

That’s the happy trail. Is yours…slimey?

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RyoanJi@reddit

Landing strip?

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2Scarhand@reddit

Landing strip is a specific trim of pubic hair, where it's shaped into a vertical bar. A landing strip.

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leof135@reddit

ahh that was it. lmao

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BillServo86@reddit

Ive heard it as treasure trail but I like happy trail too.

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jonatna@reddit

When we're done, yeah

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Zakluor@reddit

Think of it like this old joke:

Why do women have legs?

You've seen the mess snails make...

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Ryxeal@reddit

Snail Trail is when she gets cream pied and scoots her cooch on the ground like a dog or cat wiping their booty.

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MarriageAA@reddit

That's a crab ladder

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Adaminium@reddit

Lol’d

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StrillyBings@reddit

That's the Trail to the Treasure

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Mygoddamreddit@reddit

Snail trail is why God gave women legs.

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dianabowl@reddit

It's a clam stamp. It's like a wet kiss. Or you do a sliding one to leave a snail trail.

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360walkaway@reddit

I don't want it that aggressive. Lip dip is the way to go.

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ManassaxMauler@reddit

Had a female friend teach me this one when we played Halo 3 back in the day. She was one of the most toxic players I played with back then, absolutely vicious and it was hilarious

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DrunkenTrom@reddit

It's not the French Dip?

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callimpet@reddit

lickety-clit

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OldTranslator2818@reddit

The Clam Slam

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flying_carabao@reddit

That Swat

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CosmikSpartan@reddit

Lip Dip

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ArtyMcFierce@reddit

Pucker Ducker

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MurseMan1964@reddit

Vulva Shuffle

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NoCommentFU@reddit

Flap Slap

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FlanCharacter3878@reddit

Brisket 'n Gravy

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Science_Quiet@reddit

Flap Jacks.

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-Mx-Life-@reddit

Twat Teaser.

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BillyBatts83@reddit

Clunge plunge

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clashtrack@reddit

Vagub Rub

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wcclark@reddit

Muff Scuff?

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justabill71@reddit

Meat and two vag

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CosmikSpartan@reddit

Meat and greet.

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CosmikSpartan@reddit

Hangin Curtains

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eugeheretic@reddit

Below the Camel Toe.

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XxCotHGxX@reddit

The crouton futon

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aubsKebabz@reddit

Taco Touchdown

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borg359@reddit

Camel claw

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AtheistPlumber@reddit

Curtain Hurtin.

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GAZZAA42@reddit

Piss flapping

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NoFukz@reddit

Beef queef

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4m4nd4bl3@reddit

Muffle shuffle lol

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C_KOVI@reddit

*Vulva-rising pulverizing

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reddit_seaczar@reddit

The snail trail.

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52-Cuttter-52@reddit

Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can pi$$ and m0an at the same time.

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davideogameman@reddit

Nah that's the female version of cock blocking

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52-Cuttter-52@reddit

Squat?

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eu4euh69@reddit

Twat swat..

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Moneyman8974@reddit

I thought this was the equivalent of a cock block?

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Grimdark-Waterbender@reddit

Nah that’s a Clam Jam

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MadQuixote@reddit

Nah, it's a beaver dam

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Moneyman8974@reddit

That's the female equivalent of a sausage fest...

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qpdsro@reddit

That would be a clam bale or a scissor soirée depending on your geo cultural location.

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Diligent_Mistake_229@reddit

Twat squat

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njcableguy320@reddit

Vap Dap

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Reviewingremy@reddit

Only if you're American and pronounce twat horrendously

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DiscoLego@reddit

Squat...

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NotThisShipSister@reddit

Twat Squat

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Fron3tt3@reddit

*Twat Swat

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AJTP1@reddit

Squat*

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Skilledpainter@reddit

I didn't have my glasses on and thought it "The Glenn Close" for some reason. I was like that kinda makes sense

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Revolutionary-Key650@reddit

Beef curtain parting.

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Wild4fire@reddit

Katelyn Ohashi - https://youtu.be/4ic7RNS4Dfo?is=Z6LazvFOfpDuf9p2&t=80

That's the real Clam Slam (tm). 😋

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alecubudulecu@reddit

Check out the Inventor of the Clam Slam.

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CyanidalManiac@reddit

This is the correct answer

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MASTER_L1NK@reddit

Lmfao this made me spit out (and I'm not kidding) my tea. Black Mango

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PsychoticDust@reddit

Come on and slam!

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Speedtospare@reddit

Vag Badge

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fukkatsuuu@reddit

vag jagger

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agon024@reddit

I thought it was called biscuits and gravy.

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kooze62@reddit

It's called shutting the curtains.

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maturallite1@reddit

Bravo! 🤌

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Spirited-Degree@reddit

Hot pocket

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justabill71@reddit

Settle down, Gaffigan

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yougonnapickmeup@reddit

A hot pocket is when take a poop in a pull out couch

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Spirited-Degree@reddit

Gross

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Adorable-Ad8209@reddit

Clitquorice dib dab.

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Psychological-Scar53@reddit

The snapper flapper...

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Eaterofpies@reddit

Snail trail

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fuwoswp@reddit

The burn book

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TheAmnesiacKid@reddit

Maybe it is with your wife. Roast beef lady.

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ReluctantSeer@reddit

Hers is Latino.

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gpzeke@reddit

It is now. At least for me.

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FreshAyr4Nikey@reddit

Omg came for the comments and they did not disappoint… (Pun entirely intended😉)

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MacManimus@reddit

Face mopping, snail feeding, nose cleaning

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TypicalDillPickle@reddit

Curtain drop?

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CaoimhinOC@reddit

Slug hug

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TripleF73@reddit

Snail Trailing?

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fifty2weekhi@reddit

I had no idea what teabagging is until I read the comments

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jensen_t119@reddit

Lip service?

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xBladeM6x@reddit

Peach Press

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BlueWater321@reddit

If they do it in the middle of the night it's sleep flapnia.

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Wonderful_Bridge2885@reddit

Taco teaser! Lick but can't eat

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JuggerMott@reddit

The lip clip? The clam jam? The clam slam? The giner pounder?

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men_in_the_rigging@reddit

Bacon dangling

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FattyGottedHigh@reddit

Taco Dragging everyone knows this

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sloppy_1sts@reddit

I always referred to it as the clam dip

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NoPersonality2680@reddit

lip-synching

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kendawg710@reddit

Cooch-dragging

Big fan

Would recommend

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LordofSyn@reddit

Taco Tickle

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platasnatch@reddit

Twat squat

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TheHeroHartmut@reddit

You know that 'twat' is pronounced like 'tw@', right? It's why the internet café in GTA IV was called that.

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TheoryConsistent4870@reddit

Rhymes with hot where I’m from

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NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit

We should just start pronouncing everything weird?

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TheNakedBass@reddit

Amazing how people like you are so efficient at broadcasting how dumb you are with so few words.

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NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit

Too wordy.

You pronounce the Spanish island Ibeeza? Subaru Impretza?

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TheNakedBass@reddit

Nope. Swing and a miss lil buddy

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NoRedditNamesAreLeft@reddit

You made my point for me.

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TheNakedBass@reddit

You never made a point.

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WntrTmpst@reddit

It’s a British slang and even they use both depending on where they sre

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lowkeylyes@reddit

Depends on your dialect.

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RandoAtReddit@reddit

What a wanker.

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ntermation@reddit

you know its pronouced 'woonker', right? its why something about gta blah blah

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Cold-Bathroom-9068@reddit

You know that “squat’ is pronounced like “squ@“, right?

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IcebergDarts@reddit

Wh@ are you talking about

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yIdontunderstand@reddit

Ha, gottim!

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BlindSeeingEyeDog44@reddit

Teacupping

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poopyshitballz@reddit

This deserves more upvotes!

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SvenBerit@reddit

Clam slam or Flap Attack

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mjaskiewicz180@reddit

She bagging

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Buick-guy@reddit

Meat curtains

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ofRayRay@reddit

Lik m aid.

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Ranku_Abadeer@reddit

Clam slamming

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2milehigh@reddit

Beef curtains

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CoolRanchSenpai_@reddit

A Flappachino

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jdubery@reddit

Beaver Steeping

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Disastrous-Meet-4361@reddit

Curtain drop

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Ok-Amphibian-5171@reddit

Flap Slappin

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Egomaniac247@reddit

Poopscothing

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TremontRhino@reddit

Taco drop

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Graylasagna@reddit

its raining tacos

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SpitefulBitch2@reddit

from out of the sky

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thatescapesme@reddit

The flap slap

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hmpph1@reddit

As a bigger girl - Fupa slap 🤣

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robhotmoneybrown@reddit

Lip syncin

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cjmatthews95@reddit

Fallopian Flop

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JW162000@reddit

Bean flicking?

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soybeener@reddit

Klitty Litter

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DiscussionFine6197@reddit

Sand bagging.

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Janpietklaas@reddit

Snal trailing

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bimmerfeller@reddit

Heard it on Yeah Mad!

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itsmejam@reddit

It’s not Al anymore, it’s Flap

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Cormaculate@reddit

The taco drop

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HipsterFoxxx@reddit

Australian kiss

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Emzybear@reddit

Do it fir too long and it's muffication

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RWaggs81@reddit

Labe strafing

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teepring@reddit

Clam slam

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Phoneslessness@reddit

Taco Touchdown

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DarthTempus@reddit

Geebagging

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LovelyBones17@reddit

Lip stamping

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ADvtgrHD@reddit

Taco dipping

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Yoguls@reddit

Hanging the (beef) curtains?

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alceloco@reddit

Flap Slap(ping]

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dabombers@reddit

The Flap Harmonica

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blindpiggy@reddit

I got your nose!

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jeffmyname69@reddit

Clit slit

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grill_panda@reddit

peach punch!

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Clooner@reddit

Wet napping

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brashoe-32@reddit

Skin Twin Cousin Bumpin'

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dankmemegene@reddit

Cooch smooch

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MightyCocoTree@reddit

Coochie crouch

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demonicafro@reddit

V-necking

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porntrek_86@reddit

Bean bag

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level32@reddit

Got your nose!

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TheodoreEDamascus@reddit

Pissflapping

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Dark_Defender79@reddit

Lip service

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rva_musashi@reddit

Mud flap slap

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theghostsofvegas@reddit

The Black Mango.

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btchis@reddit

Coochie Smoochie

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captainsamex@reddit

Twat squat

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000trick000@reddit

Lunch meat lunge

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Verderitas4Life@reddit

We always called it a “curtain call”

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kiladre@reddit

Saw lots of taco related ones but not the one I know of Taco Touchdown

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candudiver@reddit

Flap slap

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TimMcBern@reddit

Nothing like a good old-fashioned Dip-A-Lip

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dmv1985@reddit

minge mash

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WRfleete@reddit

Clam slam

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dmv1985@reddit

gash bash

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RepresentativeAd1825@reddit

Snail trailing

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LordMindParadox@reddit

Taco Smear. I was informed of this by a woman, and several other women in the chat confirmed. :)

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Good_Ad7061@reddit

Coochie smooch

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lardoni@reddit

Peering through the beef curtains!

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tybooouchman@reddit

It should be canoetoe

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GrandFalconer159@reddit

Lip - tipping

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dookie-monsta@reddit

Gash smash

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breebert@reddit

Taco tap !

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CountKristopher@reddit

Clam stamping

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washago_on705@reddit

Snail Trail

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Shammah51@reddit

Might be a regional thing, but this is exactly what I thought too.

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Pirate715@reddit

Snail trailing

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DiscoLego@reddit

Come on Eileen.

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Fluid_Genius@reddit

Pastrami Kablammy

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Gheist009@reddit

Motorboating?

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MissyErotica@reddit

Muffling

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Fron3tt3@reddit

Mud Flapping

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SirBuscus@reddit

Muffin Spreading

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baronvonredd@reddit

Squatte

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0ldPainless@reddit

Peach teabagging

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F4N74L3ZZ4@reddit

Petals to the kettle of course 🤭

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muse122987@reddit

Flap dragging

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J0EP00LE@reddit

Arby’s assault

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NippleSalsa@reddit

Kiss from above

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cameck27@reddit

Snail trail.

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clamb26@reddit

Lip bomb

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14urmug@reddit

Taco saucing

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Mastatheorm-CG@reddit

PaP Smearing

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nkherczegsr@reddit

Camel crushing?

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IntelligentPop7077@reddit

Hatchet wound drizzle

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fishboy3339@reddit

The roast beef

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AwesomeSauce_951@reddit

Taco Tag!

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sodook@reddit

Teacupping

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Apprehensive-Ad-9922@reddit

Taco Tagging

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nolimitaseans@reddit

Taco Droppin’

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Cccp9@reddit

Carpet bombing

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dammit_karl@reddit

Taco tapping

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Banjofencer@reddit

Twat squat.

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Beefcake_Avatar@reddit

Clam Dipping?

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MonkeyDick420@reddit

Kittens kiss

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BCjestex@reddit

Taco tap

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bdc986@reddit

Mustache rides! (Only a nickel)

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Deemaunik@reddit

V Bagging.

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Shemozzlecacophany@reddit

Or vag badge?

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McShoobydoobydoo@reddit

Flapacino

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mossberbb@reddit

Omg lol I can't breathe

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thethreadkiller@reddit

Fish Stamp

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wight-brit@reddit

Tubaing

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Mighty_joosh@reddit

Flap-whapping?

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DrunkHonesty@reddit

Tea bagging is not gendered.

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Free_Perspective773@reddit

Muff monster

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H8rzCuzImSexy@reddit

Flap Clapping

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Cowboy_Reaper@reddit

Twat Squat

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geekMD69@reddit

The Flappacino

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Unlii@reddit

It has and always will be the Taco Drop

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AdoptableSnoman@reddit

Labia dragging

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mortevor@reddit

Clam slam

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coderedmtdew@reddit

Flap slap

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FatherOfBlaise@reddit

Ear Muffs!

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BoringGazelle1654@reddit

Pussy Park

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kev1nshmev1n@reddit

Hanging Curtains

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Anders52@reddit

The Flappuccino

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Yorker9986@reddit

Bento Momento

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tabascorascal1@reddit

Slit sitting

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HippieBathday@reddit

Bean dip

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Ezzmon@reddit

The double quarter pounder with cheese

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russellvt@reddit

clam slamming

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NovaBreaker404@reddit

Fish slap? Beaver bounce?

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Scared_Command_9615@reddit

GASH SMASH

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pyro667@reddit

Lip smacking

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Alexander_Delacroix@reddit

Clamslam

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dermzzz@reddit

Snail Trailin'

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JimyTwoTimes@reddit

Slug drug

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PerfectParadox@reddit

Muff mogging

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unusualsuspekt666@reddit

Flapperghasting

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Brewer1056@reddit

Curtain call.

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dodadoler@reddit

Snail trail

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Nocturnal_Toker@reddit

Curtain slapping

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jblaze121@reddit

Hot pocket

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drhook83@reddit

Clit lipping

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CaptainAssneck@reddit

Bean bag

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d_class_rugs@reddit

Minge Binge

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AdamShed@reddit

Roast beefing

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Liu-Cypher@reddit

Mudflapping ?!?

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TwntyKnots@reddit

A clunge lunge or a clunge plunge.

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hannahmanaman@reddit

Never heard "clunge" before 😂

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2whatextent@reddit

Kitty clatch??

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thumpcbd@reddit

Flap draggin’

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Cleatusmuldoon@reddit

Bam here’s my Clam!

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Flex_Bacontrim@reddit

Nose mittens

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findingsynchronisity@reddit

I thought it was the elephant kiss. Where she gets her self all wet and slippery and then squats onto your face and gives you a queen raspberry

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Alternative_Result56@reddit

Slug stamp

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

Lipsmacking.

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ferriematthew@reddit

Thanks for that mental image... 😂

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VikingPaid@reddit

Taco touchdown

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extremejarhead@reddit

Clam slam

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Ventclencher@reddit

Muffling

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tbutz27@reddit

Flap Jackin'!

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EditorRedditer@reddit

Coffeepodding

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Unfair_Opinion4993@reddit

Flappucino

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BigIrish75@reddit

Mud flapping

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Honleegt@reddit

Taco tap

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Marina1974@reddit

It's still called teabagging, but she enjoys it too.

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turkeypotpi@reddit

Tennessee Hot Pocket

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tFlydr@reddit

Flap slapping

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Tud1987@reddit

Flappaccino

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LordofWolves92@reddit

Lip Glossing

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JojoSaysMeow@reddit

Taco slide

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AbleLimitz@reddit

She-bagging

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izmurph@reddit

Clam dip

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LootGek@reddit

Fly trap

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Uncal_Thal@reddit

A Dua Lipa

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TheJinManCan@reddit

A very good friend of mine says she snail-trails.

Drop to squat then drag across

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(Thanks, I'll show myself out)

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