An Oriental man was sitting in a restaurant in Chinatown when a Jew suddenly came up and tipped a bowl of fried rice over his head...
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"That's for Pearl Harbour" , said the Jew.
"But I'm Chinese", cried the man.
The Jew was unrepentant. "Chinese, Siamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"
At this, the Chinaman picked up his plate of sweet and sour chicken and threw it over the Jew.
"That's for sinking the Titanic", shouted the Chinaman.
"But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg..."
"Goldberg, greenberg, iceberg..."
Bemeup57@reddit
Two elderly Jews were dining in a Chinese restaurant. One said “ you know, Irving, there are Jews in almost every country in the world. Europe of course, South America, Australia, even Africa.” Irving replied, “that’s true Saul, but I don’t think there are any Jews in China.” Why don’t we ask the waiter, said Irving, so they called the waiter over. “Excuse me young man,” asked Saul, “can you tell if there is such a thing as Chinese Jews?” “Oh no boss” replied the waiter. “We have tomato juice, orange juice, no Chinese juice.”
GlobalTravelR@reddit
'Oriental Man', 'Jew', did you get this joke from your daddy's 1960's KKK joke book?
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daveescaped@reddit
Where was this joke from?
1964?
tesyaa@reddit
An old favorite I heard from my husband around 1988
bussinbeats@reddit
Aushwitz. What a great comeback