How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Posted by Husvent@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
Posted by Husvent@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
ccrlop@reddit
Will Mike be replacing Chuck?
Fragrant-Tennis-20@reddit
He pun-thes everyone in their faith.
FTFY.
Funny-Ad-3710@reddit
I’d love to see one person make a joke to Iron Mike about his lisp.
cisforcoffee@reddit
You mean like this: link.
Funny-Ad-3710@reddit
Perfect! Eddie is probably one of the few who could get away with it.
aramis118@reddit
He'll punch them right in the lisp!
shoaibali619@reddit
He's a muslim though and been to Mecca.
Herb_Derb@reddit
Next you're going to tell me Priests and Rabbis don't usually walk into bars together.
MrPoopersFriend@reddit
“All praithe be to Allah!”
shoaibali619@reddit
Funnily enough he did said that right after he said he wanted to eat children of his opponent lol
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Neil Degrasse Tyson and Mike Tyson have something common...
I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.
5xad0w@reddit
You mean his brother?
Leonard_James_Akaar@reddit
… if I spoke to either one of them, there’s a decent chance that I’d end up with my eyes rolling back up into my head.
Pikminfan300@reddit
XD
Husvent@reddit (OP)
Ha ha
RichardCano@reddit
You know why Mike Tyson hired the devil as his weight loss coach?
He wanted to be a little thiner.
BreezeTempest@reddit
I laughed
Affectionate_Reply78@reddit
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth by a proselytising Christian
Laez@reddit
How does Mike Tyson think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!