A horse walks into a bar...

Posted by foss4all@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments

The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic, to which the horse replies, "I don't think I am." Poof! The horse immediately disappears.

This is a joke playing on the fundamental philosophical proposition of “cogito ergo sum”, or "I think, therefore I am."

I would have explained that first, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

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TheDe5troyer@reddit

A man walks into a bar. In the corner is an old mare horse with a huge pot of money and a sign: Put $20 in the pot and if you make me laugh you get the pot. The man walks up, throws in a $20, whispers into the mare's ears, and the horse brays with laughter. The man takes all the money and leaves.

Two years later the same man walks into the bar. Same horse, same large pot of money, and a new sign: Put $20 in the pot and if you make me cry you get the pot. The man walks up, throws in his money, whispers into the mare's ear, stands back from the horse for a bit, and the horse utters a moan with tears visible. The man starts stuffing his pockets with the contents of the pot.

Everyone recognizes this is the same guy, and the bartender stops the man, asking how he could possibly have won the pot twice. The man says: A couple of years ago I told him my dick was bigger than his. Today I reminded him of that, then proved it.

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jemjems69@reddit

Of course your dicks bigger, mares don’t have one!

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ztreHdrahciR@reddit

A Horse Walks into a Bar... He approaches the bartender and says, "If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?" The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, "Y, the long face."

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