I thought I was invisible so I went to the doctor...

...unfortunately he couldn't see me

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One nation, under God, invisible. With liberty and justice for all.

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Have you tried going to the ICU?

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Awesome!

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John Cena?? That you bro?

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It's a fun joke, but it needs some finesse:

I thought I was invisible, so I wanted to talk to my doctor.

Unfortunately, he couldn't see me.

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What??? No. Your set up makes hash of the whole thing.

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*no wonder he couldn't see me

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punchline: I was right! He couldn't see me.

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They said he'll be able to see me next week, so it must be just temporary.

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The nurses should be able to help see you through this as long as you are transparent with them.

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I believe you get transparency from licking the foil of yoghurt pots (iir theme hospital correctly)

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but he could clearly see your nuts ?

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I told my doctor I felt like curtains. He said pull yourself together.