What is the speed limit of sex?
Posted by Fun_Syllabub_5985@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 64 comments
68, because at 69 you have to turn around.
Posted by Fun_Syllabub_5985@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 64 comments
68, because at 69 you have to turn around.
CaptLoads@reddit
Ok. Not bad.
Darth1Football@reddit
69 will now be referred to as 138 because the cost of eating out has doubled
Historical_Wing3120@reddit
I heard it as “… will now be referred to as 96. Due to inflation the cost of eating out has gone up.”
BelloBoss@reddit
In 96 your backs are facing each other so how do you eat out?
Zakluor@reddit
96 is the position when the act is done and both roll over to sleep.
LetsJerkCircular@reddit
I only sleep head to toe with my homies
its_krypt0n1te83@reddit
You can also roll over after 69 with your homies
koakkadoom@reddit
We are 138 ...
skadalajara@reddit
We are 138...
SkaJamas@reddit
I got that reference
psychobillybert@reddit
There are probably 138 of us that get this comment.
steve0suprem0@reddit
IN THE EYE OF TIGEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
End_Of_Passion_Play@reddit
It's the thrill of the fight
jerzyboy76@reddit
🤣
micahberlin@reddit
She’s the sign posted. When she says sow down, I listen
Boringdad6@reddit
Heart failure
BrattyBrittyKitty@reddit
In the words of Lindsay Lohan in Mean girls "the limit does not exist"! ♾️😂
dragnabbit@reddit
Because at 69, you blow a rod.
remorackman@reddit
This, is the way I always heard it
trueblue862@reddit
At 69 she will flip over and blow a rod.
bluewolf71@reddit
A huuuuuuhhhhhhndred miles an hour
SecretaryOfAverage@reddit
I found a frequency of thrusts that’s unsafe for my balls when my wife is on top. Faster than x frequency fine, slower than x frequency is fine. X frequency unsafe.. some mild pain and difficulty finishing.
livinin82@reddit
Depends on if the brakes get beat off her
BabyNarad@reddit
Be kattappa, go at 99.
Geoduckwhisperer@reddit
What's 6.9?
69 interrupted by a period.
harleypiper@reddit
77 is better than 69 because you get ate more...
TheHodgeAndThePodge@reddit
My wife said having sex with me was like having sex with Nicholas Cage. Gone In 60 Seconds.
OneQuadrillionOwls@reddit
If you're with a spanish lady the speed limit is Siiiii (c)
FastAndForgetful@reddit
Lickidy split
mcmendez013@reddit
You're not allowed to go 69 in a 55
boomerangtorpedo@reddit
Ask a squirrel or a hummingbird...humans should focus on presence...cz we call it sharing ourselves not penentration.
lonewolf_fenrir@reddit
68 any faster you will blow a rod 68 any faster and you will eat it
istoOi@reddit
Yo, it's c man
Freespirit37-@reddit
StinkySoggyUnderwear@reddit
I thought it’ll get you from point A to point B in less than a minute, guaranteed.
CommitteeAgitated302@reddit
71 is 69 with 2 fingers in the a.ss
CommitteeAgitated302@reddit
You know what 71 means?
CommitteeAgitated302@reddit
71
flying_carabao@reddit
Inexperienced guy got lucky and the girl goes "let's 69." While getting in position, she let's out a fart. Pause but decided to continue. Got into position and she let's another one rip. This time dead smack into the guy's nose. He tells her to get off him and she asks why, he goes "i don't think I can take 67 more of those"
Anonymoose231@reddit
No one tell OP that's not how 69ing works
BaldingMonk@reddit
You must have a very long tongue
Anonymoose231@reddit
No, the other way
OrdinaryAthiest@reddit
Not to mention the flash might have something to say about that.
Virtual_Force_4398@reddit
When you have to quit smoking, you're going too fast.
JRHMUK@reddit
A 68 is where your partner blows you and you owe them one
joseph4th@reddit
When I was in my early 20s in the very late 80s, it was somewhat the fashion in my area to put a Carl’s Jr. plastic table number on the dash of your car. I had the number 68.
Several times girls who got in my car would make a comment along the lines of, “shouldn’t that be 69?”
I’d say, “I wasn’t born in 69, but now that I know where your mind is…”
fiery_khat@reddit
If you can do more than 2 and half min there is no speed limit. Duh
Abacadaba714@reddit
69...because at 70, you eat shit...
r2killawat@reddit
If you're eating ass in a 69 you've overshot your mark.
bradforrester@reddit
Why restrict yourself to integers? 68.9repeating
jfburke619@reddit
Why is 68 the most popular sex act? You do me and I owe you one.
Musszilla@reddit
I thought it was 68 because at 69 you flip over and blow a rod.
PoochMaGooch@reddit
Yep, this is the punchline.
CleanJerk1958@reddit
68, because at 69 you flip over.
RojoPez@reddit
I prefer 77. You get ate more.
CrashCalamity@reddit
Just hope you don't end up behind some jerk doing 67
Steam20@reddit
96 is dead stop
mnoutdoorlover@reddit
Let's do 68...that's where you do me and I owe you one!
Rtowski@reddit
First, you go slow. Then, you go fast.
mindtofulness@reddit
Just below an overdose, want her hungry, don't want her dying
PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE@reddit
The real joke is in the comments
keeperof-the-flame@reddit
How fast do drive on I-69 ? … lickity Split
Cannonballbmx@reddit
I heard it as, 68 because if you 69 you eat it
thenasch@reddit
That's not what a speed limit is.