When I was a kid, a wizard gave me a choice
Posted by lampboy2@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 45 comments
To have a giant dick, or perfect memory.
I forgot which one I picked.
Posted by lampboy2@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 45 comments
To have a giant dick, or perfect memory.
I forgot which one I picked.
backfire10z@reddit
As an adult, I met a similar wizard. He offered me the choice between a huge dick and wisdom beyond my age.
I should’ve taken the huge dick.
JSmellerM@reddit
Sitting afterwards would've been way harder though...
Prairiewill@reddit
You should be hung for telling this joke
vozroz415@reddit
😂😂😂
mrsirsouth@reddit
Dammit, prairiewill... What did we say about these jokes
MrBogun@reddit
Don't remember....
ktka@reddit
I don't recall meeting a wizard.
Creative_Fan_3332@reddit
Hilarious 😂😆😂
macthecomedian@reddit
I have such a bad memory I keep forgetting I have a small dick.
DoFr56@reddit
Double reverse helix?
RandomStallings@reddit
Mitosis, is that you?
OneFingerIn@reddit
I got that same offer.
It was on January 3, 2002. It was a warm day for January - a high of 52. Light rain, but only in the morning. It was 9:53 am when I came upon the wizard.
azzaisme@reddit
When you what, mate?
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Dang, that myst hurt 😢
SnooCupcakes9855@reddit
That's what she said!
whiznat@reddit
He might have given you the big dick if you hadn't come on him.
nicknick1584@reddit
That’s actually how I got it. Happy accident.
OldElvis1@reddit
Because you had a big dick, right?
decoparts@reddit
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, a wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Long grey cloak, twinkling bel
ColorlesRainbo@reddit
Never talkin,
Just keeps walkin,
Spreading his magic!
jman177669@reddit
*Harmonica intensifies
W4YW4RDSON@reddit
You did what on the wizard?!?!?
iAmDrakesEyebrows@reddit
The better punchline right there, I don’t care who you are
Poetic_Peanut@reddit
And that’s why now you have to put One Finger In instead?
Kanosirus@reddit
Damn mister dig bick braggart out here
Madmanalph77@reddit
Stewart Francis tells a version of this. It’s a goody.
Extension-Air3437@reddit
Yeah Ik I'm the wizard
mindtofulness@reddit
Don't know which one I picked but my arsehole has never been the same
Gamerule69@reddit
Lol, forgot to specify where the dick was
Flannelcommand@reddit
This is the best one
DoFr56@reddit
Sorry, it was his priest. Not a wizard. One was real, one made up.
enoui@reddit
But this 7' tall man keeps messing with me and just saying "relax, it's just a prank bro!"
johnp299@reddit
Did he say "give you a giant dick" or "make you a giant dick" ?
Granite66@reddit
Old story around town that some bloke found a genie and asked for a dick the size of a horse. Some townsfolk who maintain this actually happened admit the bloke says "Neigh!" when asked if true.
ADeweyan@reddit
That’s funny. I don’t remember seeing this one before.
CreHater@reddit
So... you've got a huge thing, but can't remember how to use it properly? That's great...
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Classic, I'm no competition I guess 😄
Plus-King5266@reddit
And that’s how I met your mother.
Etheo@reddit
It's okay if you forget, just look down to see if his giant dick is still in your ads.
Danny-Reisen-off@reddit
And you still remember this moment? Good memory, bro!
volcanicnight@reddit
There must have been an option 3. You clearly did not pick option 1, nor 2.
_DigitalHunk_@reddit
Since you remember this from when you were a kid, it proves something. 😜🤘
Advanced_Parsnip@reddit
I met someone that offered me either, oh crap I forgot to put on underwear again and now my junk has rug burn again.
DrShadelore@reddit
I met that wizard! It was 1989 on the third of june, the sky way a deep amber as the sun set ober the horizon, the stars shimmered a pearlescent white as a cat followed him. Nice gentleman, a but eccentric. For anyone curious his phone number is: 07956 123 456.
lookwhatic@reddit
I remember like it was yesterday