little Johnny was curious about women's breasts
Posted by bigus-_-dickus@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 19 comments
he asks his mom
she said: "we use them to give milk to babies"
little Johnny became even more curious and starts asking more questions
his mom says: "you know what, actually they're balloons, that's how we get up to heaven when we die, they blow up and lift us into heaven"
little Johnny seems satisfied with the answer
a few days go by and one day little Johnny goes running to his dad who just came back from work
he says: "dad, mom is dying"
his dad says: "what are you talking about?"
little Johnny says: "this morning i saw uncle Steve blowing up her balloons and she was saying oh God I'm coming"
checker280@reddit
Little Johnny’s dog died and Dad is trying to comfort him.
Johnny “why was Spot on has back with his arms and legs in the air?
Dad: he was reaching up so Jesus can reach down and lift him to Heaven.
Johnny thinks about this. It makes sense and he’s comforted.
A week later Johnny goes running to Dad when he arrives home.
Johnny: “Dad, Dad. Mommy almost died today! I heard her screaming ‘Jesus! I’m coming! I stuck my head in the bedroom and she was on her back with her legs in the air… and if it wasn’t for Uncle Steve holding her down I’m sure we would have lost her for good!”
AnonAnonymous2024@reddit
I'm curious about this interesting breed of dogs that has arms.
checker280@reddit
As I was writing this I wasn’t sure what the proper terminology should be. 4 legged makes more sense. M65. It’s all downhill from here
SpaceBug176@reddit
That typo made me confused for a few seconds.
navydude89@reddit
Uncle Steve!!
wvmusicmaster@reddit
Jerry!!! Jerry!!! Jerry!!!
steve0suprem0@reddit
Howdy
Dzjeek@reddit
Checks out
wrenhunter@reddit
Steve-o!
AnonAnonymous2024@reddit
I'm curious about this interesting breed of dogs that has arms.
No_Intention_4244@reddit
Steve and Eve in the garden playing with balloons. And then god walked by in the cool of the day.
IshtarJack@reddit
Need to find me a woman that cums from titty sucking.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Same Lil Johnny bought a flat screen tv from the hiking money Uncle George have him .... Everyday he came around to see Lil Johnnies Mom ,...., he would give him 20$ and say, " go take a hike !"
Glum-Ad7761@reddit
Uncle Dad!
pennylanebarbershop@reddit
Little Johnny strikes again!
Sea-Wedding9940@reddit
went from innocent to wild real quick lol
julaften@reddit
Have you ever seen an ‘innocent’ Little Johnny joke?
KillaDaKlown@reddit
Hmm, doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard your Mom say?
RolandDeepson@reddit
r/yourjokebutworse