little Johnny was curious about women's breasts

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he asks his mom

she said: "we use them to give milk to babies"

little Johnny became even more curious and starts asking more questions

his mom says: "you know what, actually they're balloons, that's how we get up to heaven when we die, they blow up and lift us into heaven"

little Johnny seems satisfied with the answer

a few days go by and one day little Johnny goes running to his dad who just came back from work

he says: "dad, mom is dying"

his dad says: "what are you talking about?"

little Johnny says: "this morning i saw uncle Steve blowing up her balloons and she was saying oh God I'm coming"