I just downloaded porn, but the file is compressed.
Posted by SilverSun6219@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Sigh.. Unzips.
Posted by SilverSun6219@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Sigh.. Unzips.
Smithers66@reddit
Your joke was my life 30 years ago
disndatndis@reddit
Floppy? Pulls out hard drive
cylonlover@reddit
Is it on a floppy?
willy155@reddit
All 3.5 inches...
Rambowl@reddit
Mine is on 5.25 inches.
onefst250r@reddit
The guy in the video had a laserdisk.
gonzal2020@reddit
Being a voyeur, I prefer a flash drive.
ScarletOnyx@reddit
You sure you’re not just watching Star Wars?
headexpl0dy@reddit
LaserDicks
pm_me_flaccid_cocks@reddit
RAM!
noworries6164@reddit
Ewe!
BellaxPalus@reddit
Sheep porn?
spookyboomslang@reddit
Don't be SCSI.
karma_is_a_lil_bitch@reddit
Longhorn duh
vozroz415@reddit
😂😂😂
SnaketheJakem@reddit
Wait until you see my ZipDisk
PickaWowAnyWow@reddit
Mine is on 8 inches, get real
mkawick@reddit
Old man here... 8"
Independent_Bite4682@reddit
8" floppy
justwalk1234@reddit
I’ll be impressed if you can still get that up!
Big_Locksmith_4211@reddit
I got 8 inches
ericroku@reddit
Jizzdrive....
edfitz83@reddit
Mine was 8 inch and floppy. But it smelled like a foot!
https://scanalyst.fourmilab.ch/t/the-curious-world-of-the-8-inch-floppy-disc/2600
memesearches@reddit
Are you sure its inches not mm ?
Xeropoint@reddit
11 inch floppy Wang, actually. (Yes.... Wang was a brand of Floppy Disk)
CronozDK@reddit
No, it's on a HARD drive!
Odd-Character4087@reddit
Just clean it before driving it in
cylonlover@reddit
And don't touch the black spot.
ashil64@reddit
No HARDdriveq
Intelligent_Draw8963@reddit
The natural progression is to go from floppy to hard.
ffsudjat@reddit
We are doing solidstate rn.
M-Noremac@reddit
Mine's solid state.
ArmpitNoise@reddit
C:\
Megman0724@reddit
True, but how's the RAM speed?
asicarii@reddit
optimizing
moezniazi@reddit
You're a floppy!
TriumphDaWonderPooch@reddit
Shrinkage?
dhananjaipai@reddit
Did the stack overflow?
LostBetsRed@reddit
That was terrible. You deserve to be .tar'd and feathered.
vlory73@reddit
Yeah someone has tarballs 🙈
LostBetsRed@reddit
Trying to think of a pun using
.gzor.bzand I got nothing. You?Key_Championship_511@reddit
Aww man, I got .gz all over my monitor.
EsTeaElmo@reddit
Sounds like you've been .bz
Gestrid@reddit
.gz, I do in my downtime is none of OP's .bz wax.
ArmpitNoise@reddit
No, but great things cum in small packages.
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
A guy is having sex with his gf when he suddenly stops and doesn't move. "Is everything OK?" she asks. "Yes. I saw this move on PornHub, it's called buffering."
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
Now its midget porn
princey00666@reddit
After unzipped it's bbw
Lightning_Shade@reddit
I expected a different punchline about "say, does anybody know how to unpack a .torrent file?" (I heard that joke before, though the proper setup for it is very slightly different), so the actual punchline caught me off guard. Nice.
DoubleOhS7evin@reddit
If you unzip that, you're going to get an infection.
Nalha_Saldana@reddit
It can also be an attack where unzipping means it grows until it destroys everything
IndeterminablePerson@reddit
A virus perhaps?
lolno@reddit
That's not a very good prize.
oseart@reddit
The hardest part is always finding where you left it last time.
Gestrid@reddit
I thought I was on a different subreddit for a second and was about to yell at you not to do that.
On a serious note, don't ever unzip porn. There's a good chance the zip file has a virus.
brokeneggomelet@reddit
You mean keep it zipped up or you get a virus?
Gestrid@reddit
If it's a zip file, delete it immediately.
whyamihere999@reddit
r/whoosh moment for you??
Or an r/whoosh moment for me??
He made couple of puns in his question. But you gave a serious answer, I guess...
onlyforthisjob@reddit
This is gonna byte you
Zealousideal_Cut5161@reddit
128 likes soon
Substantial-Bison240@reddit
Just a nibble
IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit
I tried streaming some porn on my lounge room TV, but all could find was some fat, naked bald guy masturbating.
MonthInteresting6551@reddit
That's just the reflection, turn on the TV.
BridgeUpper2436@reddit
You need to press the power button....
junraz@reddit
Did you unzip it
Glad_Internet_675@reddit
It self compresses at the money shot
ktka@reddit
On github you push and pull, what do you do on pornhub?
ExhibitApple@reddit
That’s how you turn a hard drive into software
vr0202@reddit
Are you sure there are no viruses?
kdssek@reddit
This is where you hope it comes with a Trojan. Better safe than sorry.
Equivalent-Draft9248@reddit
Giggety-byte
FLSTC2000@reddit
Fudge is packed.
Mrbunnyface@reddit
Just unzip it, I swear it gets bigger
Mattiiboy09@reddit
Must be midget
another1harder@reddit
Men love the sound of unzipping 😃
AyBeeVee@reddit
Oh, you bastard. That's good.
Ed_Ward_Z@reddit
Take a gummy and see what comes up.⬆️
The_wolf2014@reddit
I fucking sighed at this, left then had to come back to upvote.
mrmitchs@reddit
Consider yourself corrupted.
mp256@reddit
Why not unRar?
OrangeDit@reddit
Is it disabled?
Rataan@reddit
Your floppy unit is SCSI
Drammie-S@reddit
Scout master Kevin gasp
Soul_Slayer707@reddit
i saw my cmd blink for a second
Tommern@reddit
The file is a grower, not a shower
roughczech@reddit
That brings back the Silicon Valley Dick Jerk Algorithm Dick Jerk Algorithm
overfiend1976@reddit
Your joke is winRAR.
eternal_gremlin@reddit
Well rawr to you too...
_beenxs_@reddit
Fichier con pressé ? 😱
roughczech@reddit
Good it wasn't a .tar. you would have to untar your pants.
Jackdunc@reddit
Just rub it a bit and it will decompress