A man is walking the Las Vegas strip, and runs into the most beautiful women he has ever met...
Posted by TimeVendor@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 51 comments
He starts talking to her, and to his luck he finds out she is a prostitute. So, he asks her.
"How much for a hand-job?"
"5,000$" she replies.
"5,000$?? You must be nuts, no way."
"Walk with me." She replies. He agrees and they walk for a moment to end up in front of a restaurant. "You see this restaurant? I own this restaurant because men pay me 5,000$ for hand jobs."
He ponders for a moment. "Damn, they must be pretty good then. Alright." He brings her back to his hotel room. Gets the hand job, and as advertised; it is the best hand job he has ever had. After he finishes, he realizes how perfect she is and asks. "Okay, that was awesome. How much for a blow job?"
"15,000$" she replies.
"15,000$?!? You are out of your mind. No way!" He shouts
"Come to the window." They walk to the window and she begins to point. "You see those three casinos? I own those casinos because men pay me 15,000$ for blow jobs."
"Fine, how can i say no?"
Once again, it is the best blow job of his life. He is writhing in ecstasy after finishing, and practically in love with this woman. "Okay, I am gonna regret this. How much for the pussy?"
"Come to the window." He follows her to the window, ready for anything. "Do you see all of Las Vegas?" She asks.
"No way! You own all of Las Vegas?!" He exclaims, astounded.
"No.." she looks down. " But I would if I had a pussy..."
JAYETRILLL@reddit
Woman is the singular version of the word. Women is plural. I’m so sick of seeing such a stupid mistake made over and over again.
Imagine if I said I ran into a men the other day. He was a very nice men. I liked that men.
How fuckin dumb does that sound? Why can’t people fix it with woman/women?
NewRelm@reddit
Nacho_sky@reddit
I think that was the point of the joke - the women was a men.
/s
JAYETRILLL@reddit
I see that mistake all the time and it drives me kinda crazy, I know I was too hot in my previous comment but damn it’s not that hard.
Woman - 1 person Women - multiple people
JAYETRILLL@reddit
Lmao bro only the first part of your comment showed up in my notification and I was like no fuckin way someone thought that hahaha you got me.
wtfover@reddit
How many women was she?
*woman
WpgGamer21@reddit
"Sooooo.....anal is half price?"
Then_Bar8757@reddit
From Lana...
eldovaking@reddit
She was like the pele of lanA(read it backwards)
Get_Bent_Madafakas@reddit
Anal fo elep eht ekil saw ehs
theBananagodX@reddit
Thank you.
Get_Bent_Madafakas@reddit
Uoy knaht
Odd_Appearance3214@reddit
Lana Del Gay
Sparverius17@reddit
She's what every white boy on the lake wants
NonCreditableHuman@reddit
And unannounced.
TriggerPT@reddit
Does not mean undesired...
NonCreditableHuman@reddit
Free use means any time.
Neal_Bridgette@reddit
The price of being a legend, I guess. 😂
Waitsfornoone@reddit
This joke is so old, it used to start at $500 for a hand job.
Revolutionary-Key650@reddit
Got to account for inflation I suppose.
Kurtomatic@reddit
I first heard it as 50 doubloons.
davery67@reddit
See cave? Me have cave cuz men pay 5 bear pelts for wanka wanka!
vankoder@reddit
Snu snu
audiodude9@reddit
I need to work "wanka wanka" into more conversations
WayneReidus@reddit
I heard it was 75 triploons
Inukollu@reddit
It would have started with 5$
zamfire@reddit
Pretty sure this joke is so old it wasn't Vegas but Carthage.
Unlikely-Ad9537@reddit
This gets funnier the more you look at it 😭
Polygonic@reddit
Good old joke #1321.
LadeeAlana@reddit
I used to like to tell joke #288, but I don't any more. It's two gross.
Sad-Lie6604@reddit
Andrew Tate would smash.
Dzjeek@reddit
The Tate brothers would smash anything that doesn't climb fast enough in a tree.
thin234rout698@reddit
He should have noticed right away during the hand job. Ask the question "why is your ✋️ big?"
Dzjeek@reddit
Diaper don has small hands
Twinmakerx2@reddit
That was so funny I made my husband listen to it as I read it. Hahaha
Professional-Cow-949@reddit
And that man’s name was…….
Kepler1609a@reddit
You guessed it: Frank Stallone
Roro_Yurboat@reddit
Dave. That's why everyone knows Dave.
SpaceBug176@reddit
She actually wouldn't if she had one, because only a man knows what another man would like.
Halos-117@reddit
Lmfao what the fuck
Ticondrius42@reddit
Ah, the "we can always tell!" crowd. 🤣🤣🤣
Raingood@reddit
Makes sense. She looked like that bus driver to me the whole time.
sparxcy@reddit
I thought it was a nun!!!
wrenhunter@reddit
Well, he took the news like a man
JohnP-USMC@reddit
surprised me on this one and that's rare. He was crazy to pay the five grand. No BJ can be that good. I want to find one that's 500 an hour. Afterwards give her a quarter and tell her to keep the change.. Heard of an old man that fought over the price of a 5 dollar bj, he agreed but then she caught him jerking off when she came in. He said for 5 she wasn't getting the easy one.
slgray16@reddit
Honestly not seeing the problem here
diablito916@reddit
Got me. Good one
Easy_Answer6277@reddit
🤣
RansomStark78@reddit
She is hard
Nimhtom@reddit
This one's really good lol
Prestigious_Sea_214@reddit
WHOOPS 😟