A beautiful, sassy lady got into a compartment where three men were seated....
Posted by orgasmic2021@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 11 comments
They were staring at her. She said if they gave one dollar each she would show her legs.
Immediately three dollars fell onto her lap.
She lifted her dress to her knees. Indeed the legs were nice.
Then she said "Five dollars each, I would show my thighs". Came fifteen dollars and she lifted her dress high up till her panties.
Then the bomb came.
"Thirty dollars each, I will show where my Gynaecologist operated on me".
Salivating, three men gave money.
A station was nearing and the train slowed down. She showed the hospital next to the station "This is where my Gynaecologist operated on me" and got off the train.
Wowza-yowza@reddit
Thought it was gonna be a transversion
Icy_Sector3183@reddit
Did something get lost in transition?
SfcHayes1973@reddit
The 'operates on me' can imply that she's trans, but I think if it were to say 'where my gynecologist examines me' probably implies what I perceive to be the intent behind the joke
DLMyke@reddit
Good joke but I feel like there’s got to be a better way to phrase the last part…might an English translation thing but operate isn’t what people would usually say
NewGuy-1964@reddit
I'm not sure where you're from, but in the Western us, "operate" is exactly a word we would use.
DLMyke@reddit
Eastern US here…to be fair, I do not have a vagina but I’ve never heard it expressed that way
NewGuy-1964@reddit
When someone is about to have surgery, you don't call it operating on them? That's the only thing I ever heard it called, growing up.
DLMyke@reddit
Oh yeah we do, but I assumed this was more a standard gyno visit…I wouldn’t think people would find it sexy to hear about vaginal surgery let alone pay to see the scars
NewGuy-1964@reddit
I just thought it was euphemistic. Not specifically about scars, but the region.
DM_me_your_pleasure@reddit
Maybe write it out as 'I'll show you where my husband can go daily '
And then 'here. He's the station Chief. Her proposal should be more insinuating and inviting. More of a double entendre. The delivery more blunt.
Ewetootwo@reddit
That stirruped them.