Three men walk into a bar, sit down and order three beers. The first man has an iguana on his shoulder, the second man is holding a cat but not wearing any pants, and the third man is covered head-to-toe in bees.

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The bartender sets a beer in front of the first man and asks, "What's the deal with the iguana?"

The first man says, "Oh, I'm recently unemployed. I was a zookeeper, actually, and since I like reptiles, they let me keep him as part of my severance package."

The bartender sets a beer in front of the second man and asks about his situation.

"I just got divorced. My wife took everything-- the house, the kids, the car, even most of my clothes. All I have left is this cat that I love."

Lastly, the bartender sets a beer in front of the man covered in bees and asks him, "All right, what's your story?"

And the man with the bees screams, "Get these frigging bees off me!"