What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant woman have in common?
Posted by DinglebarryHandpump@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Someone forgot to take it out.
thebarkbarkwoof@reddit
Yale
KermitMadMan@reddit
?
thebarkbarkwoof@reddit
People always complain that New Haven pizza is burnt.
terrycolq@reddit
And cut weirdly.
thebarkbarkwoof@reddit
That's just Pepe's that does that.
JaguarMammoth6231@reddit
?
Advice_Thingy@reddit
How... do you freeze a beer? What did you do with it?
MrDivineComedy@reddit
Situation: You have a warm beer. Problem: You want a cool beer. Solution: You put the beer in the freezer to cool it down quickly for like 10-15 minutes, because you know you won't forget to take it out, right? Just like the burnt pizza the week before.
Advice_Thingy@reddit
You wouldn't put beer in a freezer if you own a fridge. A fridge won't freeze your drinks, just cool them.
MrDivineComedy@reddit
Yes, that's true. But which one cools a beer faster? Considering cool beer is a matter of urgency.
OverallManagement824@reddit
The one with a wet paper towel wrapped around it.
MrDivineComedy@reddit
Yes, the wet paper towel transports the warmth better away from the beer, but which is colder to better transport and accept the warmth? A freezer will always be than a fridge. Except for when the fridge malfunctions.
AwhComeOnOuttaThat@reddit
This guy beers!
Nooblakahn@reddit
Lol I wrapped a sprite in a wet paper towel and stuck it in the freezer at work then forgot about it. This joke reminded me.
Angloidrando@reddit
They all phat
westinghoser@reddit
I was close…” You left it in too long “
Wowza-yowza@reddit
Just the tip, c'mon
MysteryReligion@reddit
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
lorgskyegon@reddit
See... no sense of humor whatsoever
IwillBOLDyourTYPOS@reddit
The shoes are tragic!
klaxz1@reddit
Green side up!
Complete_Silver2595@reddit
Arugula. I haven't had arugula is 6 weeks!
Mantooth77@reddit
My Blue Heaven!
RedHal@reddit
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Timely_Football_4963@reddit
How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.
snatchblastersteve@reddit
They’re all in my freezer.
Schemen123@reddit
Why would one put a burned pizza in a freezer?
ethnicman1971@reddit
To reverse the burn obviously
Schemen123@reddit
Aaaaahhhhh. Lol....
MSchillingJr@reddit
You refreeze the burnt pizza?
You monster.
jsbach90@reddit
starts the slow clap
Sodom_Laser@reddit
*pull
GoblinAirStrike_311@reddit
Yes. Someone neglected to PULL them out.
Chadopolis@reddit
*it
corellian77@reddit
Out.
rexylucifer@reddit
Of
RoyBeer@reddit
Yeah, the way OP put it made me read it as if they simply forgot about the baby inside a pregnant woman lol
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
Unlike my couch, I don’t pull out
Golgarivet@reddit
I feel like there is a certain demographic to whom this joke is particularly pertinent. Folks who can viscerally relate to all three scenarios. I am in that demographic.
whatwhatinthewhonow@reddit
I have caused all three scenarios.
thomasvgl@reddit
Too late to pull out 😂
Status_Instance_4639@reddit
unusability
Significant-Major393@reddit
I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what a frozen bear had to do with anything
Ok_Option4971@reddit
They are all things in my fridge ?
countafit@reddit
All things that I'll still be putting in my mouth.
Zarsp@reddit
Someone couldn’t pull out at the right time
002dollar@reddit
Someone needs a stern lecture in relation to them
zzx101@reddit
This is a good one!
notyourregularninja@reddit
Not forgot, couldn’t take it out on time.