A friend of mine got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear
Posted by Jinx-XoXo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there.
Either way, it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
GreenRhino71@reddit
“Made the rest of HER funeral…”. As stated he could have been sniffing the panties of your friend’s living sister at their grandmother’s funeral.
AirDog3@reddit
Does it matter which family member died?
drowned_beliefs@reddit
Necrophilia should be kept in the family.
Waste-Job-3307@reddit
But wouldn't that be nepo-necrophilia?
Revolutionary-Key650@reddit
The family that lays together, stays together?
sexy-geek@reddit
and people tell you you're sick, right? no way. sick was the guy who murdered her, that sweet 12 year old girl..
monkey_zen@reddit
…Anyway, I lost my job as a mortician.
miggleb@reddit
Always one comment that ruins the joke
Dockers4flag2035orB4@reddit
I lost my job because I was always happy and telling jokes.
I said fine, get yourself a new funeral director.
EricRShelton@reddit
Last time I saw this joke on the sub, the final line was something like,
“You wouldn’t think a six-year-old’s funeral could get any worse.”
Fabulous-Possible758@reddit
Something like that happened to me when I was studying medicine. You have sex with one patient and they kick you out! It was the most embarrassing way to leave veterinary school. They didn’t even let me finish the autopsy.
Traditional-Speed349@reddit
This should be in AITH
r2killawat@reddit
🤣
henrycaul@reddit
So I was going down on this 90-year old when I tasted the unmistakable tang of donkey semen. I looked up and exclaimed “Grandma! Is that how you died!?” It made the rest of the funeral really awkward.
Pdoinkadoinkadoink@reddit
I got caught having sex with one of my patients, my boss told me to finish the autopsy or I'd be fired. No matter what he says though, I know I'm still a good veterinarian.
bestsmithfam@reddit
Pedantic prick here, autopsies are only done on humans. Necropsies are done on animals.
Prosaicpersonality@reddit
Reminds me of:
My sister gets mad when I touch her baby's head.
She says wait for him to be born.
FirefighterOk3569@reddit
Maybe it wasnt her funeral
ComputerGuyInNOLA@reddit
That last line had me laughing out loud. It reminds me of a joke. I heard many years ago. It is one of the old farmers daughter jokes two guys were driving down the road late at night when their car broke down in the middle of nowhere. They walked to a farmhouse and knocked on the door. A farmer answered and the men explained what it happened. The farmer said well you can sleep here, but you’re gonna have to sleep in my daughter‘s bedroom with her. It looked at each other and said OK. The next morning they got up to leave. Farmer said sit down and have some breakfast. He then asked them how they slept. One of the men replied we slept really well, but your daughter was awfully cold no Bella yeah we’re gonna bury her today.
Julienator@reddit
I didn’t expect that to be squeezed in either lol. I spat my tea out 🤪
Murky_Quantity7014@reddit
News flash - the sister was alive and it was her husband’s funeral 😉
Mean-Veterinarian647@reddit
That is just so wrong. Can’t wait to use it.
PsychologicalBid9943@reddit
Hey, haven't seen this one in many many hours.
berkleysquare@reddit
Did she have a creamation
32lib@reddit
That joke was shity and rotted quickly.
Current_Brick5305@reddit
To quote another post on this joke...it shouldn,t have been an open casket.🤷♂️
wonkyt@reddit
Either way, it made the rest of her funeral very awkward.
Jinx-XoXo@reddit (OP)
😟
DaTT1978@reddit
Joke gets better and better the more you read 😂