What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes?????
Posted by SnooObjections9416@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 24 comments
A. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree.
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
If you don't know, I'm not taking you golfing.
SnooObjections9416@reddit (OP)
Fair
SarcasticlySpeaking@reddit
OP has never had a Mercedes stuck in his ass.
SnooObjections9416@reddit (OP)
Don't be so sure, remember a Mercedes is made up of PARTS.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
If we're going to do Tiger Woods jokes:
What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?
His driving game.
Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit
After this Tiger's driving privileges are so revoked he's going to have to tee off with a 2 iron.
the_eighty8th@reddit
A lion doesn't drink and drive..... But Tiger Wood
Esternaefil@reddit
What is the difference between a lion and a tiger?
paw_pia@reddit
Shamelessly stolen from the comments the last time this joke was posted:
Your mother can't suck a Mercedes through a garden hose.
posthuman04@reddit
There’s another blow job joke here but I don’t have the skill to get it done. Or the money. I think that’s in the joke, too.
DeadYen@reddit
He needs to go Tee Total
maxburke@reddit
If you strung all the versions of this joke end to end it would measure more than 300 yardsl
DeBlasioDeBlowMe@reddit
It’s Wednesday. Time to repost this with a different car I guess.
Ewetootwo@reddit
Is there a fair way to measure that?
Groovicity@reddit
Probably, but you're gonna have a rough time
tomnan24@reddit
A Mercedes doesn't get lost as often.
sleder@reddit
It's a land rover.
TreeEyedRaven@reddit
When it’s posted every other day you need to change it up to make it sound like you’re not just reusing a low hanging joke 2 weeks after it happened. It was funny the first time, now it’s old and just karma farming.
Visible_Star_4036@reddit
Don't blame the redditor for how often Tiger drives into trees...
SnooObjections9416@reddit (OP)
"Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhh, watch out for that tree". -George of the Jungle
MadCrabRave@reddit
Strong as he can be
johnp299@reddit
A golf ball was meant to roll over.
Embarrassed_Belt9379@reddit
I know how they are similar, both driven by cunts.
mrmitchs@reddit
The Mercedes only rolls over once.