What's the best part of having sex with dead people?

You don't have to talk to them afterwards.

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...But you DO get the cold shoulder.

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They can go all night. They're always stiff and ready to go.

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The flowers are already there.

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"What's the worst part of having sex with dead people?

When they talk to you afterwards. " --The Kid from The Sixth Sense, as an adult.

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My late husband is now at least a little stiff.

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You don’t have to talk to prostitutes afterwards either and at least their body is warm.

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Wtf