What's the ultimate rejection?

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DoFr56@reddit

When does the “fuck then with someone else’s dick” symposium start?

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andthegeekshall@reddit

Even worse is when your hand leaves you for someone else.

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Iron_Master_505@reddit (OP)

Ack! Time for a divorce, I mean amputation....

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LeftChoux@reddit

I think it's called "Stranger"

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

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NeeAnderTall@reddit

Off hand works too. It feels like someone else and you getting it in return. I did it for Science reasons.

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flying_carabao@reddit

I asked my friend. Kinda works. Not sure if it's worth sitting together awkwardly in silence after the fact though. YMMV

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Quiet-Salamander5231@reddit

It's called The Billy Joel, because it's like a "STRANGER" 😉😉 is doing it...

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"You know that Billy Joel song 'The Stranger'?" "Yes" "Well, it's when you sit on Billy Joel's hand until it's numb and then you rub yourself with it" "Wait, why does it have to be numb?" "So you can pretend it's Bruce Springsteen's hand"

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Spielzeug@reddit

I thought that was when you’re on antidepressants and getting off takes “The Longest Time”

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Draighar@reddit

Not sure I want to say The Billy Joel made me cum 🤔

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asicarii@reddit

I also asked my friend. It does because horny. But not if your death grip has made less sensitive. You can use something to tighten it like a bunjee cord. He named some other things but it was getting oddly specific.

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BambiLee92663@reddit

Oh did “he” ? 😉

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LeftChoux@reddit

Hi Friend

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North_Station_302@reddit

Asking for a friend.

Yeah, me too .... He says he really needs to know this by bed time tonight.

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Legal_Dot4352@reddit

If you sit on your hand you won't need a friend

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AyushGBPP@reddit

I was once injected with an anaesthetic in the lower spine for a knee surgery. Couldn't feel anything below the waist for hours after. I had to pee and couldn't even exert sufficient bladder pressure. Anyway, I remember touching my groin, and it felt like touching someone else's genitalia, it was so weird.

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