Jerry and Stan are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them.
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Jerry says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!"
Stan replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind."
The woman then gestures for him to come up to her apartment.
Jerry says, "Did you see that? She's calling for me!"
Stan insists, "Man, don't go up there!"
Jerry asks, "Why not? Why don't you want me to go see her?"
Stan pleads, "Dude, just listen to me. Don't go!"
Jerry ignores him and runs into the building.
The woman comes down to meet him, and they go up to her apartment.
Just as they are about to get into bed, they hear a car horn outside. The woman looks out the window and says, "Oh no, that's my husband!"
"Crap!" Jerry exclaims.
"Don't worry," she says, pointing to a large pile of clothes. "I'll just tell him you're the new housekeeper. Here, start ironing these clothes."
Because the husband stays home all day, Jerry spends the entire day ironing.
The next day, Jerry goes to Stan's house and tells him the story. "You won't believe what happened. Her husband came home, and to avoid suspicion, she had me iron a huge pile of clothes. I was stuck there ironing all day!"
"I told you not to go." sighs Stan, "All those clothes you spent the day ironing? I washed them the day before"
LightBrand99@reddit
So even when Jerry very specifically asks why Stan doesn't want Jerry to go see her, Jerry still does not provide an explanation, simply pleading not to go, and waits until after Jerry falls for it to explain the entire ploy? Is Stan really a friend, or an accomplice who knows how susceptible Jerry is to reverse psychology?
oshinbruce@reddit
In fairness, how quickly can you explain to somebody you were entrapped as a house worker for a day
cookerg@reddit
He didn't want to admit he fell for the scam.
corpus-luteum@reddit
Sounds to me like Stan had to do the ironing, unless he found a replacement.
LinAGKar@reddit
Stan was probably too embarrassed to explain how he was tricked.
xyrer@reddit
He wanted someone to relate to his own misfortune and gullible personality
mawreddit@reddit
At first I took it as Stan was the husband, and had washed the clothes in his own apartment, but if they’re close friends Jerry would have known where Stan lived and what his wife looks like.
Relevant_Rush7070@reddit
That is hilarious!
Ewetootwo@reddit
The next day there’ll be some guy up there pressing his luck.
Klotzster@reddit
The irony
Relevant_Pound47@reddit
good