I told my son he is my universe
Posted by sdarkpaladin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Because he was formed from a big bang
Posted by sdarkpaladin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Because he was formed from a big bang
WhiteShadow0909@reddit
Told my wife she's my universe.
Because since we got married she's been rapidly expanding.
hamilton280P@reddit
Big Gang Bang bc no one knows the true source of the matter
Xygnux@reddit
His mother disagrees, particularly the word "big".
gsfgf@reddit
The perfectly adequately sized bang
anonymous__ignorant@reddit
Ok, it was a little bang, but a bang is a bang.
DoookieMaxx@reddit
Neighbor disagrees, particularly the word “bang”. Said, at best, it was more like a “snap”.
notyourregularninja@reddit
Well the mailman disagrees because he is the real dad!!
RealRedditModerator@reddit
There is some truth to it, it was all over in 10^{-43} seconds
s777tew@reddit
Less of a pop and a bang, more of the sound of 16 creaks of a bed frame
Drofreg@reddit
He's cold and indifferent
sycoward211@reddit
Yea but it was with the little dipper.
RandomUser72@reddit
I told my wife she is my universe, because she is always expanding.
GetsMeEveryTimeBot@reddit
Because he lacks boundaries.
commeconn@reddit
Very good! Haha
Randombutter0@reddit
Because his mom had a black hole
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
Except that he has only 2 planets in his pants
Taynt42@reddit
And he’s ever expanding
Drivestort@reddit
I already tried to explain it to you, it's gang bang not big bang.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
Garsnikk@reddit
Maybe adjust his diet if he's constantly expanding
RansomStark78@reddit
Coz he has a unibrow
princey00666@reddit
Coz his mum is Bonnie Blue