I decided to go swimming yesterday
Posted by FabulousKitchen5831@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
And while I was there I really need to pee so I thought I’d go in the deep end.
Well let me tell you you the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.
TheActualJonesy@reddit
I decided to go to the swimming pool yesterday
ktka@reddit
Are you fuckin' illiterate? Can you not read the signs? It's a pool, not a peel!
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Well the sign said
No bombing No heavy petting No running
And as it was in France I saw the word piscine and thought ahhh
Wowza-yowza@reddit
Did you wet his whistle?
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Couldn’t reach him, he was in his high chair
Ewetootwo@reddit
I think OP is from the shallow end of the gene pool.
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Yeah but at least I’m swimming in the right direction in it
mcallanman@reddit
Nice! 🤣
Ewetootwo@reddit
In pee?
Jaanmi94@reddit
This happened to a friend of mine in real life. He was at a community pool with his young son. While swimming, the boy said he had to go. The dad says, just go in the pool. The boy gets out, walks to the edge, and starts peeing.
ablemount@reddit
I was peeing in the pool when the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell off the diving board!
r2killawat@reddit
Welcome to our ool Notice there's no P in it Please keep it that way!
f_ranz1224@reddit
dmitri martin had a similar joke
there is a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool
Spyd3rs@reddit
Nice joke.
Not too flashy.
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Well I don’t want to dive straight in with something to vulgar
No-Stay3118@reddit
Yawn. 🥱
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
I mean I’ve seen your feed, I’d be bored too.
aegersz@reddit
Water joke