Have you heard of the new brand of super-sensitive condoms?
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments
They hang around after the guy leaves and talks to the woman.
DoFr56@reddit
My GF no longer has her cherry.
She does have the Box that it came in!
NOT KID TESTED, but BF approved!!!
Square-Squash5817@reddit
…ever seen the serial number on a condom..?..no..?…hummn, I guess you don’t role them back as far as I do…
westermann28@reddit
I heard the cum in a box
chikinn@reddit
talk*
North_Station_302@reddit
This chick asked me to use one of those ribbed condoms that are marketed to be "For Her Pleasure" ... But I didn't like her that much so when she wasn't looking I turned the condom inside out "for my pleasure".
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Did you hear about the reusable condom?
After you finish just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
rrishaw@reddit
Believe it or not, that was the cause of a paternity suit in Shelbyville TN involving two young couples on a double date who only had one condom when they went parking
SirBuscus@reddit
Imagine losing the rock, paper, scissors to go first and still following through.
Just pull out, smh.
ThreePointFiveYous@reddit
Surely the winner goes first, loser would go second?
But yes pulling out would be much easier, especially if they shared women
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
That's hilarious.
Raeshkae@reddit
...they aren't ALL reusable?
kikomir@reddit
Super sensitive condoms? They must be for fucking pussies then...
Extreme-Rub-1379@reddit
Pussies or assholes
burner_account_9975@reddit
Whatever. Just wipe your dick off on the curtains like a gentleman.
Patina_dk@reddit
Ooh, somebody knows how to make the ladies scream.
MG_Rocket@reddit
Ok Greaseman.
Mick_K@reddit
take my upvote and gratitude for a laugh
EonOst@reddit
Maybe they will hang around until she comes too.
jemihu23@reddit
You cum just opening the wrapper
borick@reddit
Haw haw