What do boobs and toys have in common?
Posted by andrinoff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 65 comments
They were both originally made for kids, but dads end up playing with them.
Posted by andrinoff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 65 comments
They were both originally made for kids, but dads end up playing with them.
crash866@reddit
‘Booby trap’ spelled backwards is ‘Party Boob’.
harmfulsideffect@reddit
Well I’ll be damned…
Naked-Jedi@reddit
You think that's crazy? The word Boob is also a technical drawing...
B - top view.
oo - front view.
b - side view.
Stardust__Lunar@reddit
holy shit.
Snakeyes3215@reddit
Be careful, Party Boob spelled backwards is Booby Trap.
TBones0072@reddit
IT’S A TRAP!
ivanavich@reddit
55378008
LucidlyObscene5@reddit
I was always more partial to 55318008
bliksempie@reddit
That's 5318008. Call now!
bliksempie@reddit
Boobless?
Lastliner@reddit
I thought it was o
SuspiciousPeanut251@reddit
Whyyy is my brain making that sound like Beavis?
t-d-y-k@reddit
Game changing observation here!
SyllabubComplex5144@reddit
Eventually both can be spotted at yard sales, but they are a lot less fun used.
curiousgaruda@reddit
Technically boobs were made for dads so that kids can suckle the nipples.
leonhardtjohna@reddit
Any one with the money can purchase
klinkscousin@reddit
Love this one..Will tell to my wife.
Deitaphobia@reddit
I can't afford the ones I want.
vercertorix@reddit
If they're made for kids, why do the dads always get to play with them first?
MarlinMr@reddit
They are not actually made for children.
If they were, all mammals would have boobs. But only human females do. The other develop during pregnancy and remove them after.
But humans have uniquely expensive children, putting uniquely hard pressures on both parties.
The female must choose the strongest male, but she benefits a hell of a lot of the male stays with her instead of just going on to the next female. So she needs a way to show she is better, hence boobs. This is unlike most other mammals where the benefit of the male staying around isn't that strong, so the females will often instead focus mostly on traits for surviving the environment, and the males are the once who have exaggerated features.
BGFlyingToaster@reddit
Dads first need to play with them and have a little fun before they have kids because they know once the kids come, their play time will be significantly reduced.
cyborg_127@reddit
They're not usually a dad when they first play with them. I'm not a dad and still do.
Ymirsson@reddit
Applying all updates and fresh batteries
One_Economist_3761@reddit
Quality assurance.
andrinoff@reddit (OP)
testing
Erziram@reddit
If you don't know, go back to playing with toys 😉
Fireant21@reddit
Something something Bryon Noem
mrkabira@reddit
Squishy
IwroteItUreadIt@reddit
The kids wreck them both in the end. My third boy child has a lot to answer for....
JamesonG42@reddit
Just watch out for the weirdos that collect them in glass cases.
livinlifegood1@reddit
They always end up on the floor?
Rubblefan@reddit
And you want to play with the box.
nadun29@reddit
“The box says, no”
Dr-Chibi@reddit
“Hail Zoidberg, the King with the Box!”
Chase_The_Dream@reddit
Wub wub wub wub wub!!???
nadun29@reddit
Ahhh yes, the apology dance!
Mundane_Character365@reddit
Not since it went online.
Chase_The_Dream@reddit
Online, offline, box is box.
Mundane_Character365@reddit
I dunno if I misread the comment, I thought it said Xbox.
No-Stay3118@reddit
No box for you
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
Reference please.
knewbie_one@reddit
It was free when I was younger
AnyinGoatHouse@reddit
They’re made of plastic.
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
I heard this joke as boobs and Legos.
No-Raisin-6469@reddit
Joke is toy trains but still good
nylapsetime@reddit
I get neither on my birthday
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
They're both fun to play with!
Sproketz@reddit
You have to put them away after you play with them.
jayjester@reddit
They both are found with a good chest.
roughczech@reddit
What they have in common is they are made for dads. Fuck the little twats.
Ulrik-the-freak@reddit
unfortunate phrasing in this day and age
ibabakhanov@reddit
When you grow up you can buy yourself more expensive ones
MaisPraEpaQPraOba@reddit
"How well I know
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow into a man."
Sparks, "Tits" from album Indiscreet (1975)
Super_Fa_Q@reddit
Ghb
Cunari@reddit
The ones that look like bombs and missiles are the most fun
BaldingMonk@reddit
40 year old man children try to get them but end up never take them out of the packaging.
Case17@reddit
god, the caliber of ‘jokes’ on this subreddit is terrible.
RoastedRhino@reddit
I heard it with boobs and toy trains.
smashp8oes@reddit
They both make me smile 😊
iamanerdybastard@reddit
Highly educated dads can even assemble both!
bonky45@reddit
Your mom puts hers in my mouth
binz17@reddit
She puts her toys in your mouth? Don’t want to kink shame but yah…
ExistingPrinciple137@reddit
I never taste a boob so good as Max Steel in my childhood
One_Economist_3761@reddit
Wut?
Polyphemic_N@reddit
They were designed and marketed for children, but the Dad's always get first dibs.