Why did the sperm cross the road?
Posted by andrinoff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Posted by andrinoff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
FunCommunication2604@reddit
The life of a penis is kinda sad, his owner beats him his hair is a mess and his friend is a pussy
MaximumDerpification@reddit
And every time he gets excited he throws up
overfiend1976@reddit
His neighbor is an asshole.
TedXRecords@reddit
And his roommates are nuts...
Gloomy-Affect7402@reddit
Are you coming or going
Lavaknight22@reddit
That joke is just nutty
OrdinaryAthiest@reddit
That is fucking disgusting.
devour-gothboys@reddit
I'd bath in cum
ChrispyVGC@reddit
Ah nuts…
icewalker42@reddit
Shoot.
CaptainPositive1234@reddit
Get a load of these guys.
SillyGoatGruff@reddit
Come on now
AtheistPlumber@reddit
You see, men here like to make jokes.
JohnnyR6S@reddit
Wasn't that hard to understand
jabby88@reddit
I belive the joke was still going, not sure now
icewalker42@reddit
It came and went.
Jeggasyn@reddit
It was over in a splash
shwarma_heaven@reddit
Like an empty sack after a good blow in the wind.
Altruistic-Rabbit369@reddit
Don't get it
ruby_R53@reddit
he jizzed on the sock he actually wears, not the one he uses to practice self-love
andrinoff@reddit (OP)
more like he wore the sock that he used to cum into, but yeah, the idea is there.
God i hope my employers are not gonna see this post
gnufoot@reddit
You're fired
viken1976@reddit
Why’d the condom hit the wall?
It was pissed off.
Better-Assistance-87@reddit
Customer enters a dry cleaner with a very expensive evening gown...
Customer: I'm back again. Need this cleaned for another fancy event next weekend.
Owner: Come again?
Customer: No, it's ketchup this time.
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
wrong color, the joke is "mayo this time"
Better-Assistance-87@reddit
He was hard of hearing
False_Respect_869@reddit
You hear your B’s as R’s?
Jeggasyn@reddit
Sorry?
Better-Assistance-87@reddit
Exactly....
DoomerMentality1984@reddit
Because the perverted farmer didn’t pull out!
Romelle81@reddit
He was going to the bank
PaschalDivinSee@reddit
Because a car was coming
Mirrors2eyes@reddit
Because a bet was made, and you needed that $20
kdex86@reddit
Because Dr. Zoidberg decided to ride one and proclaim “yippee ki yay, you’ll never guess where I’ve been”!
Visible_Grand_8561@reddit
Because I cream pied the chicken again.
GrandmasterJoke@reddit
😱
roughczech@reddit
Cause you boyfriend went across the street to get some coffee
ktka@reddit
Because it was an event in the XXX Olympics.
thugarth@reddit
"Because i fucked the chicken"
YourCrohnie@reddit
Why did the pervert cross the road? . . . Because he had his dick in a chicken
allright_then@reddit
Can’t Think that is better then wet socks
Pale_Guarantee_2622@reddit
Because it refused to stop and ask for directions so missed the turn off for the egg.
mogenblue@reddit
If I stand on the sidewalk and take aim I can hit the curb right across the street.
clemclem3@reddit
To get to the ova side
Mtoto_Mzuri@reddit
I’m surprised at how far you’ve come.
Mtoto_Mzuri@reddit
You got off on the wrong foot.
Revmacd17@reddit
Because his friends were on the other side yelling, "Hey Jack, you late!"