What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of weed?

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Comprehensive_Two619@reddit

As a dedicated deadhead, I’ve been telling this one for years. One of my favorites. The other is: How do you freak out a deadhead? Hide their weed under their work boots.

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Dr_Smeegee@reddit

I'd always heard it as: how do you keep a deadhead from smoking your weed? Hide it in his work boots.

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JoustingNaked@reddit

That made my day. Take this vote and… enjoy it.

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cheddarrooster@reddit

How many dead heads does it take to change a lighbulb?

10,001.

1 to screw it in and 10k to follow him around until it burns out!

All kidding aside I love GD just a dumb joke I heard years ago.

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Deeschuck@reddit

Alternate answer: None. They all screw in the back of VW microbusses.

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Empanatacion@reddit

Didn't think Grateful Dead fans would be so defensive.

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2whatextent@reddit

Exactly. I thought they'd be a little more chill.

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Inevitable_Shift1365@reddit

Why do deadheads wave their arms in their hands in front of their face while they're dancing?

To keep the music out of their eyes.

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Yeah been a deadhead all my life. Did tour with Jerry and the boys for 10 years hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of shows. I like some of the Grateful Dead jokes though. All of them except for the this music sucks joke of course. Keep on truckin

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seoulbro@reddit

How do you know if a Deadhead has been to your home?

He's still there.

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Inevitable_Shift1365@reddit

How do you know when he's gone?

You get the phone bill..

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QB8Young@reddit

1) we don't run out of weed. 2) they don't suck 3) your rude attack is not a joke

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Redm18@reddit

As a head I think it's funny. I also enjoy the music perfectly sober.

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ItzakPearlJam@reddit

Same, it's good both sober and otherwise.

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deadspacekillers@reddit

The joke isn't funny, but yeah The Grateful Dead sucks balls.

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QB8Young@reddit

I'm not a "fan" exactly but when Rock Band added a bunch of Dead tracks to the game I finally understood what made them cool. Extremely fun songs to play.

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Mean_Maxxx@reddit

So true. What other musical act can you think of where their audience isn’t even facing the stage most of the time , instead just flailing around in a semi-comatose stupor

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jumboparticle@reddit

Mosh pits come to mind. And you sound musically uneducated.

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bplipschitz@reddit

Slam dancing has entered the chat

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Mean_Maxxx@reddit

A Metallica mosh pit though is not gonna be the same thing as a Cradle of Filth mosh pit , or again a Cannibal Corpse mosh pit.

If you really like the dead , go listen to all the country originals that they ripped off

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