A woman sees that her friend is upset, and says, "Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself a new hat."
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
And her friend says, "Oh, so that's where you get them."
NikitaKhruiseship@reddit
Ah, you also bought “Snappy Put-Downs & Wacky Insults” at the scholastic book fair, I see!
mozartsghost1@reddit
My book fair joke book was called “Wacky Insults and Terrible Jokes”. 🙂
dbohat@reddit
Were you as shocked as me, when you realized that the author of many of those books, Jovial Bob Stine, is the very same R. L. Stine, author of Goosebumps?
NikitaKhruiseship@reddit
WHAT
dbohat@reddit
That's what I said when I found out!!
Srikandi715@reddit
Dates to a time when women commonly wore hats, not just for warmth...
Can't these antique jokes be updated just a tad for the modern world?
Like, replace "hat" with "Instagram filter" 😛
saudade_sleep_repeat@reddit
😆😆😆
spinjinn@reddit
Along those lines: A snooty woman from Boston is speaking to a regular guy from Brooklyn. She says, “In Boston, we think good breeding counts for everything.” The New Yorker says, “We like it a lot in Brooklyn too!”
lizkathleen1@reddit
….. I don’t get it
spinjinn@reddit
Breeding = sex
Vast_Bad_39@reddit
I read this while half asleep and it still landed. Took me a second though. Brain was buffering hard
will-read@reddit
New hat time?