I'm sad and I have an erection

But at least things are starting to point up

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Tear-jerker

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I thought 'Tears n Erection' was an Eric Clapton song.

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Women will never understand the difficulty of mourning wood.

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When life is soft you can’t beat it but when it is hard you can get screwed

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I'm sorry...it must be hard for you.

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A schlong as he learned from the experience.

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Deprection

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Sometimes you just have to tug yourself up by your bootstraps.