A burglar breaks into a house at night, shining his flashlight around the living room looking for valuables, when he hears a voice say: "Jesus is watching you."

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He turns his flashlight off and freezes. After a couple minutes, nothing happens, so he turns the flashlight back on, and immediately hears: "Jesus is watching you."

He whirls around and shines the flashlight towards the voice, and sees a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner.

"Was that you?" he asks the parrot.

"Yes", says the parrot. "But I'm telling you, Jesus is watching you."

"Thanks for telling me”, chuckles the burglar, relaxing. “So what’s your name?"

"Moses," replies the parrot.

"Moses?" the burglar laughs, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

"The same kind that would name a Pit Bull Jesus."