My 5 year old niece humbled me in under 10 seconds
Posted by Wayne-De-Payne@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
My 5 yo niece saw the blue deer on my shirt and was like "awww it's a boy deer!" I took the opportunity to be like "Or it can be a girl deer! Girls like blue too, Olivia"
She stared at me and was like "I said it's a boy because it has antlers." Take my degree away now.ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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Srikandi715@reddit
Promoting gender equality though mansplaining is doomed to fail 😉
SpaceBug176@reddit
Or it can be a woman! Women like to explain too, Srikandi.
BeGayDoThoughtcrime@reddit
Actually OP has antlers.Â
SpaceBug176@reddit
Good thing I have no degree to lose.
idonotknowwhototrust@reddit
This is an anecdote, not a joke.
Right to jail.
Aardvark_Man@reddit
It's also been posted here word for word a number of times.
All we can do is down vote and move on, I guess.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
She needs more schooling to learn that antlers could mean a girl /s
CzarCW@reddit
D’oh!
AlmightyCrumble@reddit
A deer
PsychologicalBid9943@reddit
Is this Rebecca?
haxic@reddit
Vaadin? :D
Practical-Custard-64@reddit
If ot's a reindeer specifically, it could be either!
mangonel@reddit
And in winter, definitely female.
LicknDragon@reddit
Not many of those in Australia, learn something new every day. Cheers.
WiseAct446@reddit
If it's a reindeer at Christmas time, it's a girl deer.
thenasch@reddit
Or a neutered deer.
Andrew_Crane@reddit
Drop the woke, it's BS. You just got schooled by a 5 year old.
drewmana@reddit
Dang, reposted down to the inane comment about the degree
Hot_Egg5840@reddit
Aunt leers, therefore, buck.
Gumbysfriend@reddit
If its wet it was out in the rain deer
AmosMalone2@reddit
Actually, both "boy" and "girl" reindeer have antlers. The "boy" reindeers lose their antlers in the winter but the "girl" reindeers keep theirs.
GodzlIIa@reddit
I see people saying that but that's not my experience with domesticated reindeer in Alaska. Last month males and females both had antlers still.
Alicam123@reddit
Don’t female reindeers have antlers too?
Switch-in-MD@reddit
Yes female reindeer.
But no other female deer.
lokiandbutters@reddit
I swear this was one of the first jokes on this sub
Masdraw@reddit
I don’t know if I liked it more now or when it was put on Twitter 10+ years ago
unfvckingbelievable@reddit
I haven't ever had twitter, but personally I preferred it 10 years ago.