And then the fight strarted
Posted by Psychoticly_broken@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 17 comments
My wife told me to take her someplace expensive.
So I took her to the gas station.
And then the fight started.
LooksLikeWasabi@reddit
That would do it!
RazorRush@reddit
Mine said take me somewhere she hadn't been to before. I took her to the kitchen.
lotsagabe@reddit
she did not have a gas.
Henri_Dupont@reddit
... and then the fight started.
Stekor-Tidder@reddit
I bet there was a lot of gaslighting.
Gil-Gandel@reddit
Mine said she wanted that would go from 0-200 in a couple of seconds. So I bought her a set of bathroom scales.
Quirky_Chicken_1840@reddit
Ok, that’s a good one.
Psychoticly_broken@reddit (OP)
... and then the fight started.
oi_you_nutter@reddit
This “joke” has been done to death recently. I’m still burning with rage.
Hopeful_Staff7001@reddit
And then
mohirl@reddit
Putting the punchline in the title is a genius move. No idea why more people don't do this
Henri_Dupont@reddit
... and then the fight started.
Psychoticly_broken@reddit (OP)
I like it with the ellipsis much better, I reformatted it.
notyourregularninja@reddit
The punchline was i took her to the gas station. Fight would have started even if he took her to the grocery store which would have been the second expensive idea!!
YSoSkinny@reddit
Fuel on the fire
Henri_Dupont@reddit
... and then the fight started.
Henri_Dupont@reddit
So I told the bartender to set 'em up - 14 shots in a row. I downed them all, he asked for $70 ...