A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

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The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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tomorrow509@reddit

*a contact lens

zxDanKwan@reddit

But you don’t get just one lens for life. They get used up and you have to replace them.

Therefore he wears lenses, even if only in one eye.

Rough_Angle_3840@reddit

HE HAS TWO EYES, IT IS A SIDE PROFILE. ffs

Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

Two eyes on one side! OMG, he's a freak.

Flounder*

Also still uses lenses?

CookieMuttley@reddit

What if it was a glass eye…. Ahhhhhhhh

RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

Calm down inspector

Subject-Relation-352@reddit

😂

Alewort@reddit

He can wear different lenses at different times.

notyourregularninja@reddit

The apt correction here Mr grammar Cop!!

Asuperniceguy2@reddit

That's maybe the best joke I've seen on here in ages. Well done

jamawg@reddit

Ages being the last 2 months? This one crops up regularly

Any_Score_5834@reddit

I saw it just a few days ago

LostBetsRed@reddit

A police commissioner is interviewing a candidate for detective. He says, "Well, you've aced the written test, the physical test, and the marksmanship test. All that's left are a few oral questions, and then you're in. What is the code for an armed robbery?"

"That's a 302."

"Correct. Which amendment prohibits unreasonable search and seizure?"

"The fourth."

"Also correct. Finally, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The candidate scratches his head. "I... I don't know, sir."

The commissioner sighs. "Well, you did so well on all the other tests, I would hate to fail you for this one little thing. I'll tell you what, why don't you go home and think about it? You can give me your answer tomorrow." The candidate thanks him and promises to try his best.

The candidate goes home and walks in the front door. His wife greets him and asks, "So, honey, how did the interview go?"

"Great! My first day, and they've already got me working a murder case!"

Badman has the same problem.

"He lost the entire right side of his face when he fell off the side of an armored car during a robbery, and scraped his head on the pavement for almost a mile. Now, that's all that's left.."

I believe in Harvey Dent.