"Doctor, my butthole hurts" young lady said
Posted by Creepy-Blood-2240@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 77 comments
doctor: exactly where?
lady: right around the entrance, it hurts so much!
doctor: well, it's going to hurt unless you stop calling it entrance.
Beautiful-Toe-3184@reddit
One way only no U turns
AsYouAnswered@reddit
I don't get it. My entrance is well used and never hurts.
DontWannaSayMyName@reddit
Because it's well used
secretincognitouser@reddit
And probably well sized!
Skilledpainter@reddit
Its no longer a hole, it's a smile
Preface@reddit
Stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back
MajesticFan7791@reddit
Nah. It was a gerbil that stared back.
WyoGrads@reddit
And well lubricated!
Irrelevantitis@reddit
The size of a well, you say?
wasthatitthen@reddit
Oil have to see it to believe it.
Emu105@reddit
Did someone say Diddy?
wishiwasfrank@reddit
Diddy? Yeah, he did.
Meranio@reddit
Well that sucks.
crooks4hire@reddit
I am impressed and disappointed
FlanCharacter3878@reddit
Hello...Hello...hello...hello....
roughczech@reddit
And well lubricated...
notyourregularninja@reddit
And well oiled
gishnon@reddit
So it's like flossing. It stops bleeding if you do it every day.
Smooth_Management_91@reddit
Mine s an exit only
Gerrube99@reddit
Pussy!
CJPoll01@reddit
Username checks out
logandanger1022@reddit
Hey same!
:3
thuggishruggishboner@reddit
You single? Asking for a friend.
sdasu@reddit
Single hole
AsYouAnswered@reddit
I doubt I'm your friend's type
PoptartYuckYuck99@reddit
Same. Prostate o's are dope
FuckedUpBlessing@reddit
RIP your outbox
PhilosopherAlarmed48@reddit
Call it what it is. A shitty joke.
knightking5586@reddit
Why? Are you a joke too?
revuhlution@reddit
Bro copied this joke off youtube
BassweightVibes@reddit
I heard this joke before but it was with a guy and it sounded a little bit better grammatically. Was much funnier.
BraveCauliflower3349@reddit
I saw the YouTube short of the medical show where this joke is from just a few days ago.
mrcorde@reddit
'Where' is a very weird response ... I mean, everyone knows where the butthole is and there isn't much of a dimension to it. Maybe change 'butthole' to 'anus'.
Funky_Killer_Qc@reddit
Actually, saying "butthole" is the problem in that joke.. butthole gives the exact location of where it hurts
The proper way would have been to say "my butt hurt" now the doctor is justified to ask what part exactly
EvoBrah@reddit
You sound butt hurt.
crooks4hire@reddit
Where?
Plus-King5266@reddit
Where the Wild Things are.
SniperFrogDX@reddit
"Doctor, the entrance to my butthole hurts,"
"Well, it's going to hurt if you call it the entrance!"
StarsBear75063@reddit
Maybe change 'butthole' to 'anus'.
Or just "butt" or "rear end".
GreymuzzleCoyote@reddit
WHERE?
The butthole.
Okay, where at the butthole? Inside? Outside? Around the rim? On one side or the other? Or next to it?
DjSpelk@reddit
The original joke has just been butchered, which is why it doesn't really work and is a lot less snappy.
Delivery-Plus@reddit
Yes, and make sure that you pronounce it “a noose”.
Orion-AK@reddit
That’s what you get for using the off-ramp instead of the on-ramp
kala-admi@reddit
That didn't gel well
BumpoSplat@reddit
Oh it'll gel it just takes a little time
Dramatic-Field-6658@reddit
Yep that was me last night lmao 🤣
will17blitz@reddit
The 'unless' makes it harder to read than necessary.
FreeFromCommonSense@reddit
Agreed, "if you keep calling it an entrance" would work better.
will17blitz@reddit
Yes, much better.
Funky_Killer_Qc@reddit
"Well It's going to hurt as long as you call it an entrance" seems easier to read
HopeFox@reddit
Statistically, the other hole is also more of an exit than an entrance.
Wabinatorx@reddit
Tell me you don't know how a vagina works without telling me.
penywinkle@reddit
A guy (or toy, or fingers...) has to go in and out the exact same amount of times. So the split is exactly 50/50 on that.
The thing that tips the balance in favour of the "out" are babies.
neefhuts@reddit
I mean I feel like walking backwards out of the entrance doesn't make it also an exit
penywinkle@reddit
What if you go trough head first?
Earthsoundone@reddit
Menstruation really tips the scale much further.
LightningGoats@reddit
Talking to yourself in the mirror over there, I see.
_TheDust_@reddit
Except for your mom’s!
santaclausonprozac@reddit
The other hole is only an exit during periods and pregnancy, so no
LightningGoats@reddit
Tell someone you know nothing about female anatomy without telling them.
santaclausonprozac@reddit
Please, enlighten me on how you think “the other hole” works
HelpEli@reddit
So what you aren’t aware of is that basically everyday the vagina is regularly discharging fluid and bacteria. On average more stuff leaves a vagina every month than enters it. That’s what the OP meant.
LightningGoats@reddit
They were apparently both so embarrassed by their lack of knowledge of female anatomy that they deleted their post. 😅
I55UE5@reddit
The mouth?
samettinho@reddit
Nose.
LeMolle@reddit
You sound like a slutn't
xtramundane@reddit
Hell yeah. Can I post it next week ya lazy fucks?
shinyantman@reddit
“change the traffic pattern and you’ll feel better.”
Jokeminder42@reddit
Excellent joke. And now to ruin it: kind of ironic that a doctor would object to that usage. To doctors, all anuses except their own are entrances.
Smooth_Management_91@reddit
Meet steely dan honey
tursija@reddit
Ah, good old #0131!
J3cksonnn@reddit
haha
joe6pak@reddit
Doctor: "Oh my bad.. how did that get in there ha ha.
joe6pak@reddit
Doctor: "Would you mind if I made soup from your underwear?"
mxgreen89@reddit
So simple yet so awesome.
IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit
I’ve probably told this joke to ten different people on the last couple of months.
thebarkbarkwoof@reddit
You need to say ass to make this joke work.