This Easter, we are reminded that Jesus died for our sins…
Posted by chickyloo42by10@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments
So if you don’t sin, then he died for nothing.
No-Communication1543@reddit
honestly my family just treats it like brunch and chocolate day now still works
greenmaillink@reddit
I shall sin here by downvoting you!!!!
chickyloo42by10@reddit (OP)
Ok, Judas.
ScrewingOffAtWork@reddit
Did he stay dead? No, at most he gave up his weekend for our sins.
Feisty-Height897@reddit
Yeah, but he missed it on his easter eggs and hot cross buns.
OhAces@reddit
He got a chicken and a rabbit to fuck and the eggs to come out made of chocolate, so color me impressed.
chickyloo42by10@reddit (OP)
Ok, I’ve had to read this a few times because I can’t decided if he got a rabbit and chicken so he could fuck them, or they could fuck each other.
MissMistyEye@reddit
Don't forget the whipping and the nails driven through wrists and feet to stick him to two planks of wood to hang there for six hours till he was dead. Those parts were pretty significant
BeautifulArtichoke37@reddit
I never understood what that meant, “Jesus died for our sins”. What would have happened if he hadn’t?
thesilveringfox@reddit
… be sure to make it worth it.
Nannyphone7@reddit
Makes as much sense as church.
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
Jesus favourite dessert was Easter Sundae
azorianmilk@reddit
My birthday is Easter Sunday.... does that mean I'm Jesus???
CoachSevere5365@reddit
I was born on Mother's Day. Does that make me my mother? 🤔
azorianmilk@reddit
It makes you the most precious present for your mama. I was risen again!
will17blitz@reddit
I think that was the Viagra.
InbhirNis@reddit
I had gay sex on Good Friday. It was a very Good Friday indeed.
Glad to have done my bit.
will17blitz@reddit
Gonad Friday!
deceze@reddit
He died fo’ nuttin’!
RAddit24@reddit
If he comes out of the tomb and sees his shadow we get six more weeks of winter. Or something.
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
Punxutawney J
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
I'm eating a cheeseburger on Good Friday.
I'm a original bad boy
TH3K1NGB0B@reddit
Don’t worry, I just sinned all over the place.
Polymath6301@reddit
I’m eating my chocolate eggs today, Easter Saturday. Screw this waiting for Sunday…
mothergarfunkler@reddit
We are celebrating all wrong. Chocolate and Jelly Beans? We should be blaring music, I mean Judas Priest took Jesus to meet Nine Inch Nails and on Sunday, White Zombie made an appearance, so….
Cross_22@reddit
That's why they also invented original sin. Can't just loophole your way out of that!