A man walks into a bar...
Posted by Brospeh-Stalin@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 30 comments
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
ballcheese808@reddit
It had me, I thought the bartender was going to be the guy that fkd his wife.
pringlesaremyfav@reddit
Given how nervous he got, maybe he did!
ballcheese808@reddit
I did wonder about that myself. Why did the. Bartender start to get nervous a couple of hours later right before the guy came back?
cookerg@reddit
The bartender was worried he had encouraged the guy to commit murder.
ballcheese808@reddit
Yes, this I get, but why a couple of hours later. Wouldn't he have chased him out of the bar? Na. He got on with it for a couple of hours and then started getting nervous.
Relative_Programmer2@reddit
So did I, now I don't understand the joke.
Malalang@reddit
The bartender would kill anyone who slept with his wife, so the guy with the death wish goes and sleeps with his wife.
Distinct-Flamingo406@reddit
Samesies
PumpikAnt58763@reddit
Sames-three-sies.
doclimo@reddit
I thought the guy was a horse
Chelsea2021972@reddit
A man walks into a bar and goes ouch!!
RNewd24@reddit
Finally a very good joke
Missing4Bolts@reddit
This one has been posted here before.
dgkimpton@reddit
If you want to limit the forum to only jokes that haven't been told before
* crickets *shall be all we get.Yugan-Dali@reddit
Uhoh, Noem is on the loose now, this may turn ugly!
lagrulla_6@reddit
Which one. The cosplayer of the cross-dresser?
Yugan-Dali@reddit
The cosplayer
Kathucka@reddit
Jiminey!
Whynotexactly2112@reddit
So when we just want a good joke we must already know the joke and then search for it in order to just enjoy it?
Patina_dk@reddit
We could give all the jokes numbers and for efficiency just say the number.
disturbedrailroader@reddit
This reminds me of number 48.
Neurojazz@reddit
Yeah, like ^[JOKE: 69420] hahahahaha
forbinwasright@reddit
Not bad, but your delivery could use a little work.
Slushman5000@reddit
Don’t give the bots ideas.
EastwoodDC@reddit
I know that joke, it's a good one 😁
Dave_The_Dude@reddit
Guy walks into a bar and asks for 12 shots.
Bartender asks if he is celebrating something. Guy says yes my first blow job.
Bartender says congratulations have one on the house. Guy says nah if 12 won’t get rid of the taste another one won’t.
moseley101@reddit
Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks “why the long face”
BC_Arctic_Fox@reddit
Ooooooo I liked this one! Thanks for the grin
Living_Tie9512@reddit
......LOL...that wife didn't even last or that wasn't the first time for her....
Fynaticx@reddit
That’s a good joke haha rare to find one that actually makes me have a giggle