What does my sex life and the dinosaurs have in common?
Posted by da_swanks_92@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
They were both wiped out by a big rock
Posted by da_swanks_92@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
They were both wiped out by a big rock
1mAfraidofAmericans@reddit
Huh?
NastyLittleBagginses@reddit
If I had to guess (which I do), I'd guess the other "big rock" is the diamond in his wife's wedding ring. See, it's funny, because spouses are horrible. Get it?
poetic___justice@reddit
Oh. I thought he was talking about crack cocaine.
ConcupiscentCodger@reddit
I thought Dwayne Johnson wrecked him in bed.
poetic___justice@reddit
I love that comment. That took me a second.
bwwatr@reddit
ah yes, r/Boomerhumour
Kayback2@reddit
Wedding ring/engagement ring diamond= no more sex.
1mAfraidofAmericans@reddit
Oh, OK. Thanks for the explanation
pallarslol@reddit
OP is a female Kakapo
s777tew@reddit
His sex life was wiped out by his wife ring 😳
-dr-bones-@reddit
Is that, "Jenny from the block"?
Takenabe@reddit
WIFE BAD. NOW LAUGH
Malthus1@reddit
It’s funny because marriage is terrible!
https://youtu.be/cbfDpQ7vmfs?si=LkekIGO52snsu1Vn
Budsygus@reddit
Haha cuz marriage is awful. Got it.
Can we leave the boomer humor in the past where it belongs?
Impossible-Nobody207@reddit
both are extinct
JimAbaddon@reddit
I guess mine is more like mythological beings. Never existed.
poetic___justice@reddit
Now, that's funny!
roughczech@reddit
Typo. Big cock. My ass still hurts so I'm down with sex for life.
Phuzion73@reddit
Both hit with roids?
Nolongeranalpha@reddit
Its all oil and self service now?
LNGU1203@reddit
As in marriage?
Groundbreaking-Lock7@reddit
Wedding ring. Big rock