A guy from New York, a guy from Illinois and a guy from Idaho are working on a construction site together

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It's time for lunch and the New Yorker opens his lunch box. He sighs and says "A bologna sandwich again. Every day I get a bologna sandwich. If I get a bologna sandwich again tomorrow I'm going to jump off this scaffolding." The guy from Illinois opens his lunch box and says "A turkey sandwich again. Every day I get a turkey sandwich. If I get a turkey sandwich again tomorrow I'm going to jump off this scaffolding." The guy from Idaho opens his lunch box and says "A tuna sandwich again. Every day I get a tuna sandwich. If I get a tuna sandwich again tomorrow I'm going to jump off this scaffolding." The next day the New Yorker opens his lunch and sure enough there's a bologna sandwich. He yells "that's it" and jumps off the scaffolding. The Illinois native opens his lunch and sure enough there's a turkey sandwich. He yells "that's it" and jumps off the scaffolding. The guy from Idaho opens his lunch and sure enough there's a tuna sandwich. He too jumps off the scaffolding. Later that day the 3 wives are consoling each other at the hospital. The New Yorker's wife says "I thought he only liked bologna. Had he said something I would have gladly made him something else." The Illinois guy's wife says "He absolutely loved turkey. Had he said something I would have made him something else." They turn to the wife of the guy from Idaho and she says: "don't look at me. He makes his own lunches."