Lost company iPad reported
Posted by Bowtie327@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 52 comments
Our MDM system displays a message and phone number on the iPads my company hands out to it’s field contractors, to sign off jobs, get customers to sign paperwork etc.
One day, a member of the public called me. “Hello? Is this (Company name)?” “Um, yes it is, their IT department. How can I help?” “I have your iPad” “O….kay” “My wife was on the way to fat club when she was walking down the street and found an iPad on the floor”
Honestly this guy sounded like a character from a British soap opera. Normally we ask if the device can be returned to our closest showroom, however he advised he was elderly and struggled with mobility, I had no reason to doubt him and it didn’t matter to me as long as we got the iPad back. I said I could arrange a courier and he gladly provided his address and phone number, I thanked him and hung up.
I blocked the iPad on the MDM System just for good measure, then sent the serial to the project manager of that department, who is a friend of mine and she told me the name of the guy assigned to it, as well as his phone number. I gave him a call “Hi (name), are you missing an iPad?”
“Oh I knew you’d come for me!”
I laugh it off with him and said this guy has his iPad and I told him the street address.
“Hold on, that’s my street!” He exclaimed. He continued to explain that he’d taken the iPad with him to take the bin out, put it on a wall, taken his bin to the curb then forgot the iPad
He got the iPad back from his neighbour, no harm done.
realgone2@reddit
We get this all the time. I work for a public school district. Someone from the public will call the main office and say they found some kid's laptop. They've been found in ditches, bus stops, stores, gas stations, churches. All over. Haha
toycoa@reddit
It never fails that every year we get a chromebook returned in some weird fashion, like from our local railroad company who found a chromebook near the tracks, new people move into a house and found chromebooks sitting on the table, people buying a storage unit on auction and finding chromebooks, in neighboring school districts because kids took their chromebook with them when they transfered out.
realgone2@reddit
The craziest one I can remember, is a landlord turned in a kid's laptop ( the people had been evicted) and it was in a book bag. My coworker was going through it. A bag of crack fell out. So, we had to call the cops/DSS. Even though we're the IT department, we're still mandatory reporters. It was a whole thing.
W1ULH@reddit
school IT is in a position to learn a LOT of bad shit first... not at all surprised you're mandatories.
super5aj123@reddit
Yeah, I think that if you work in any school position you have to be a mandatory reporter. I remember when I was going to intern for my old school district during the Summer (when there were literally zero kids in any of the buildings), I had to become a mandated reporter, get FBI fingerprinting done, and get local and state police records. They're very strict on who works in a school (for good reason imo). And we weren't even remotely in a scenario where we'd interact with kids, only the maintenance crews who were going around re-waxing the floors.
sara_bear_8888@reddit
I also work IT for K-12. I am in Texas. We just had one turned into us from a school district in Colorado! 😆 Currently trying to contact them to get it back to them if they want it. (It's pretty darn beat up)
realgone2@reddit
What brand/model laptop? Just curious.
sara_bear_8888@reddit
I do t remember exactly off the top of my head, but I THINK is was a Lenovo.
demonshonor@reddit
Oh god, if it’s a 300e they might pay you to keep it. They were awful, lol.
Stryker_One@reddit
Guess these school districts don't have the money to be giving out Legion class laptops.
demonshonor@reddit
No of course not, but even among crappy Chromebooks the Lenovo 300e was terrible. It was also their first generation of education Chromebook iirc. They may have improved after that.
realgone2@reddit
We had Thinkpads about 10 years ago. Then we went to Dell. 3190s, 3120s, 3140s.
demonshonor@reddit
We made the jump to Dell too. Though because of current pricing, we’re actually looking at going back to Lenovo. They’re about a quarter million cheaper on our latest quotes for fairly similar devices.
Velocireptile@reddit
My district ends up with Chromebooks belonging to the neighboring school district mistakenly turned in to us every so often, but whenever I've tried to arrange an exchange, their gatekeepers act like it's a terrible bother, so I've just sort of given up. It's such a waste.
lioness99a@reddit
I bet that’s foiled so many of the “I can’t hand in my homework because my laptop got stolen” excuses!
realgone2@reddit
Their favorite ploy is to not charge their laptop.
trainbrain27@reddit
Yeah, that a discipline issue, and is treated as such.
We don't have much of a housing issue (and that's handled by in-class charging), just a choosing to plug it in issue.
realgone2@reddit
The problem I see at K-5, is the teacher tells the students to plug in their laptops at the end of the day into the cart. The teacher then doesn't double check that the students actually did it or did it correctly. I mean, c'mon you think a 2nd grader is going to do it right every time. We honestly have some lazy employees.
trainbrain27@reddit
That makes sense for your situation.
By high school, we allow them to go home and expect them to start the next day charged.
realgone2@reddit
I personally only have K-8. We used to let middle school take them home, but they were horribly irresponsible with them and the admins did nothing about it. We stopped that last year. Damage and loss went down by at least 60%.
trainbrain27@reddit
I love that you were able to do that.
Thankfully we're using real laptops and have almost no intentional damage. This year we had one short out a port (smoke, no fire, no damage) and one mom get frustrated and take it out with a hammer.
I honestly submitted that one for repair as "looks like it got run over by a car." I would have felt bad about getting free 'accidental' replacement on it if they hadn't screwed us on so many other things. We do have one in for service now that was in a rollover wreck when the kid cut in front of the bus. When she came out of the coma, she brought it in and apologized, but I'm just glad she's ok. The bus students are fine, momentum is a heck of a thing.
Thisbestbegood@reddit
Yep, in districts I've worked kids show up with fully charged phones and dead laptops. Then they complain about their grades while on snapchat.
Gestrid@reddit
Solution: Bring in chargers to borrow so the children can show them just how much homework they managed to do just before gasp the laptop died without any warning! /hj
Thisbestbegood@reddit
The children steal the chargers to either sell to their friends or turn in and avoid the fee at the end of the year for losing their charger. Just about every teacher who has chargers to loan doesn't let them away from their desk.
trainbrain27@reddit
We record serials, which would help more if we were allowed to charge the students. Apparently it's unfair to make them responsible for our property or their choices.
realgone2@reddit
We charge them, but we can't actually make them pay it. It's against the law here to prevent them from graduating or give them their diploma. The only thing they can do it prevent them from going to prom.
trainbrain27@reddit
Yeah, I simplified. I can put in a charge, but that's it.
They won't keep them out of prom or walking at graduation unless they are actually suspended at the time, which we also won't do, because it's not fair.
It's certainly not fair to the other students to keep violent near-adults in class, but that's not my area.
I had a mom come for my job because, after a swearing fit including "Who do you think you are to demand he return his laptop?!" I said get it back this week or you'll be charged, and she thought I was threatening their safety by implying a criminal charge.
Gestrid@reddit
I meant loan them it for the express purpose of using it during that specific class. The teacher wouldn't let them leave the room with the charger.
Thisbestbegood@reddit
Yeah I know. You underestimate the ability of children to just steal stuff as well as the amount of stuff a teacher has to do.
Legion2481@reddit
Do what NY state did, phones banned during school day. District i work with has the kid trade in there cell to get there laptop for the day, and reverse at dismissal.
trainbrain27@reddit
I had a student who was charging her phone instead of her insulin pump and generated medical emergencies until she graduated.
There's nothing I can do about it other than give her a battery pack.
Distribution-Radiant@reddit
More believable than the "my dog ate my homework!" excuse I used to use.
trainbrain27@reddit
I found one in a public park.
The student had willingly given it to another student, who took it across town and left it.
SOP is that they must report to me that they lost the laptop and I will return it if found or start tracking if I don't have it.
Dingus didn't know the name of the other student, didn't report it for a week, and I got 6 stories out of him and his mother before I kicked it up to discipline.
Another one left his in an unlocked locker for two weeks. He told me he left it on the sports field, but cameras showed that to be incorrect. After I narrowed it down to the locker room and personally handled the contents of every unlocked locker, he told me that he found it the previous day.
realgone2@reddit
Are you required to go look for them? We track them in absolute and then look to see what the last access point it connected to, then send the info to the school. It's on them to find it. If not, they have to deal with my boss.
trainbrain27@reddit
Only if I want to recover our property. I don't get reprimanded if I don't, but they'll keep asking where it is until he graduates.
I'm the one with tracking access and the locker room was the last AP.
It was never powered on outside the building.
Harry_Smutter@reddit
Wild. We rarely get that and our students in 5-12 take them home daily. We get a "lost" device maybe once a year or two that never gets returned. They get disabled so they become a big paperweight unless you replace the system board.
realgone2@reddit
It's a pretty sub standard district. We have a lot of employees that just don't care. I had a school tell me that a student lost their laptop before Xmas break. It was the middle of February. When I asked the principal what the student had been doing for a month and a half, he had no idea.
Harry_Smutter@reddit
That's sad :(
realgone2@reddit
Yeah, he's one of the biggest useless bozos I've dealt with in 13 years here. Luckily, he's retiring this summer. They'll probably replace him with another clown.
Harry_Smutter@reddit
Here's to hopefully a more competent person!! I've dealt with a MS principal like that. She was absolutely useless in all respects. It was like she was a fraud with a degree.
MissRachiel@reddit
Maybe it's because I'm two sips into my first coffee, but was anyone else thrown by "fat club"?
My brain gave me four or five different scenarios in the space of a second before logic kicked in.
Glad the neighbor was so good about it. Mine would have grabbed it off the wall for a potential snoop and then tried to play it as they "found" it, perhaps angling that into another snoop around the garage, or trying to peer past me into the house if they knocked at the door.
NonspecificGravity@reddit
“Fat club” might refer to Weight Watchers. I remember women attending Weight Watchers meetings in the 1970s. I don’t know if they’re still a thing or if something similar exists wherever this story took place.
No_Constant_1026@reddit
It's an all you can eat buffet. They just call it that.
MissVixTrix@reddit
One day I was getting in my car and saw my neighbour get out of his car, put his bag on the roof with his laptop sticking out, fiddle about inside the car, then walk inside without his bag.
He didn't hear me shout so I went over and took his bag to him. When I knocked, he got aggressive with me. Who was I, what did I want, did I take anything, did I expect a reward? A thank you would have been nice but I just put the bag down and left. Next time I'll leave his shiny Mac Book for the local delinquents to find.
Tim1point0@reddit
Yea, I had no idea what they meant either. My brain went through a few possible typos, then just moved on.
Rogerdodger1946@reddit
We have a fitness club here called "Fit Club". Pretty close.
caraar12345@reddit
Presumably a weight loss group like Slimming World or something
admh574@reddit
My mates mum calls whatever weightloss club she's going to "fat club"
Optimal-Condition803@reddit
First rule of Fat Club: we do not talk about Fat Club.
zeus204013@reddit
In Argentina netbooks/notebooks was issued to kids. Running windows/linux. Unblocked after the last year. The issue with those machines was the slowness, using atom or Celeron, small storage, 2/4GB ram. Used for a few useful stuff, but more for games...
lotusinthestorm@reddit
We had those super expensive, Armageddon-proof, toughbooks back in late naughties for field crews. One left it on the roof of his car and drove off…
It was picked up by a postman who dropped it off at head office. Had tyre tracks on it, but wasn’t damaged and turned on as usual. Called the guy up so he could do a walk of shame to pick it up from IT. At least we got a good laugh from it!
iWasobi@reddit
We had a help desk manager wasted 6 hours and wanted to send cops for a lost iPhone 11. At that time street value was 110. I’m like it’s not your money, ur just wasting my time trying to find it
The guy that lost said said it ran out of battery. Unless someone finds it and charge it up, We’ll never find it