The printer that only worked on Tuesdays
Posted by luca-field123@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 13 comments
This happened at a mid-sized office where I was doing contract support. Call it $OfficePlace.
I get a ticket from a user, let's call her Margaret. Subject line: "Printer broken again." The word "again" is doing a lot of work there.
I walk over. Margaret is in her late 60s, very calm, clearly someone who has made peace with technology as an adversary rather than a tool.
I ask her to show me the problem.
She sends a print job. Nothing happens. She looks at me like this is exactly what she expected.
I check the print queue. Job is sitting there, status: paused. I clear it, resend. Prints immediately.
I ask her how long this has been happening.
She says "on and off for about four months, but only certain days."
I ask which days.
She thinks about it and says "never on Tuesdays, Tuesdays it always works."
I stare at her. She is completely serious.
I spend twenty minutes looking at the printer settings, the network connection, the driver version. Everything looks fine. I cannot reproduce the problem. I tell her to call me next time it happens and I'll come take a look in real time.
Three days later she calls. I walk over. Job is paused again.
I look at the print queue and notice the default printer had been quietly switching itself between two devices with almost identical names. $Printer and $Printer (Copy 1). One was connected. One was not. Something in her machine was rotating between them on no schedule I could identify.
I delete the ghost printer, set the correct one as default, done.
She nods slowly and says "so it wasn't Tuesdays specifically."
I told her it was not Tuesdays specifically.
She seemed genuinly disappointed. I think she liked having a printer with a schedule.
I added a note to the ticket. Wrote: ghost printer, user coping mechanism: calendar-based acceptance.
Vertimyst@reddit
I bet the issue was that someone else in the office who didn't work on Tuesdays had the printer set to "share this printer" on their machine, and Margaret's machine had picked it up and switched to it. So if the other person wasn't in on Tuesday, Margaret's computer would default to her install of the printer instead of the broken shared copy.
Emiza_@reddit
Got to be a bot btw 11d old account This story is from a long time ago too
IHaarlem@reddit
And no report option in sight
jeffbell@reddit
Long ago there was a famous print driver bug that caused crashes on Wednesdays.
The reason was there were documents that printed with a date header on each page. Wednesday is the longest day name and it was the only one that caused a buffer overrun.
(I’m not what year this happened but I read about in the late 80s)
Illustrious-Gas-9766@reddit
I also did computer support. I had one user with a printer attached directly to her computer for sensitive documents. However, she had the printer as far away as the cord would allow... Actually it was just a little too far so the cord was not always connected.
She would send in a ticket about printer not working. So I would come in, lay my hands on the printer ( moving it slightly), say my blessing and discreetly push the cable back onto the printer and low and behold queued up print jobs would start spewing out.
In her mind, I had done nothing and I would tell her that things just worked in my prescence
Bsodtech@reddit
Actually, IIRC, win vista (🤮) did have a printer scheduling feature, where you could tell it to disable a printer at certain times. I guess the idea is that you wouldn't accidentally print to the office printer at 3am or something. But it someone accidentally set it up, I giess that absolutely could cause a problem like this for real.
hennell@reddit
I once had a thing where a printer would always work for one user but when he wasn't in and someone else was doing the role the printer would never work right. Eventually found out that main guy would come in and turn on the printer + pc together. Cover guys would only turn on the pc then printer when it was needed, which didn't register it properly.
Printers are a law unto themselves.
myniceaccount@reddit
I thought this bug had resurfaced!
https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161/comments/28
mattl1698@reddit
at the beginning, I was thinking that this story sounds familiar, have they just copied someone else's?
wrincewind@reddit
Seems like it may be another bit comment - we appear to be getting some AI-Driven karma farmers recently.
eneidhart@reddit
Sometimes it is Tuesday specifically though
jeffrey_f@reddit
Seems like you took away her quiet day. How dare you!
NoAlternative2913@reddit
I guess everyone is entitled to a day off... even printers.