Sometimes it really does happen.

Posted by Dixielandblues@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 130 comments

Urgent ticket that has been escalated via back channels - that is, a personal email from one senior person to the CIO about the unacceptable service in getting their personal printer fixed. This leads to a series of "get it done now" conversations from CIO to Head of It to the Ops manager.

Ticket comes to me, because yes as your senior infrastructure & operations technical resource I tend to be the dumping ground for such things, on the basis that I resolve them so I can get back to making sure the entire server estate is stable because I'm in the midst of an ongoing major restructure & migration project that could potentially take down everything. Minor things like that. Not that I'm venting a little, heavens no.

Perish the thought.

Hrmph.

Anyway, after much back and forth we finally agree a date & time (15:00 on a Friday) for me to attend the VIP's office, at a remote site. I show up there with everything I think I could possibly need, short of an entire new printer.

I'm told the VIP has already left for the day - in fact, they left at around 9:00 in the morning. Huh. Fortunately, one of the office staff is able to find a spare key to their personal office. I walk in, switch the printer on, and print.

It. Was. Turned. Off.

The whole time. The user never turned it on. That was it. The whole problem. Weeks of calls, meetings, politics, argh...

I will admit took a certain amount of petty satisfaction in stealing a gummy worm from the bowl on their desk on my way out. And yes - it was delicious.

....Also quite chewy, to be fair.