How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Posted by NickWilde992@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

(This is a 6 in 1 joke) Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left? Person 2: 499. Person 1: Correct!

Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Person 2: That’s not physically possible. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!

Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!

Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it? Person 2: I don’t know. Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!

Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How? Person 2: I’m not too sure about that. Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles! Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested. Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party!

Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How? Person 2: The crocodiles ate her? Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.

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Unhappy_Willow4651@reddit

That's the short version, the whole thing goes on and on and on! And it's an old one too! My father, while he was courting my mom, told her those jokes back in the early 80's. She didn't speak to him for about 2 years...

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IronBlossom@reddit

Do you have the full version?

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Unhappy_Willow4651@reddit

Full? I'm not entirely sure myself, but here's the one I know (translated from French to English): How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door. What's Elephant's favorite vehicle? A Prius, since it's a 4 seats car. How do you put an elephant in a fridge? You open the door, remove the giraffe, insert the elephant and close the door. An airplane flies over Africa with a thousand bricks on board. At its arrival, one is missing, how many are left? 999, easy. The Lion King summon all the animal of the jungle to his side, one is missing, which one? The elephant, he's stuck in a fridge! A granny has to traverse a river infested with crocodiles, how can she do it? She just swims, all the crocodiles are at the Lion's King meeting. Once she crossed the river, she still died, why? She was killed by a falling brick. What's the best way to track elephants in the desert? Just look for Prius tracks, they love that car! What are giraffes favorite fruits? Cherries! Why does some elephants straps rackets to their feet? So they won't sink in the deserts sands. Why does ostriches shove their head in the ground? So they can laugh at elephants that forgot their rackets. What's ostriches favorite sport? Tennis. Why do elephants paint their nails in pink? So they can camouflage themselves in strawberries fields. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberries field? It works! How do you know that four elephants are stuck in a fridge? There's a Prius parked in front of it. I told you! It's a four passengers car! Why do elephants paints their testicles in red? So they can camouflage in cherry trees! What's the loudest sound in all of Africa? A Giraffe eating cherries. What does elephants like to do the most? Teach peoples how to shove giraffes in fridges.

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