I drove 40 minutes to fix a jammed vending machine. The cause was… unexpected.
Posted by filco86@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 169 comments
Yesterday I received a call:
"Filippo, the vending machine coin validator doesn't accept coins. It's completely jammed. You need to come right away."
Great.
40-minute drive.
I arrive and start diagnostics. From the outside the coin validator looks perfectly normal. I try inserting a coin.
Completely jammed. Nothing goes through.
Alright, time to open the machine.
I remove the coin validator. Check the sensors. Clean everything.
Still jammed.
Now I'm curious.
I remove the entire payment system and start checking the coin chute deeper inside the machine.
And that's when I find it.
Someone had taken a 5-euro bill, folded it perfectly into a tiny square, and pushed it into the coin slot.
Not crumpled.
Not forced.
Perfectly folded.
Like origami.
It was wedged in so tightly I actually needed tools to get it out.
40 minutes of driving.
30 minutes of dismantling a vending machine.
All because someone tried to pay with a perfectly folded 5-euro origami coin.
I'm still not sure if I'm more annoyed… or impressed.
whatsreallygoingon@reddit
I hate AI so much.
“This
Not that
Not those
But this”
How did language learning models arrive at this when nobody wrote like that before?
NewSpace2@reddit
Don’t TELL it! WE know. Maybe delete? 😬😅
JollyAd1325@reddit
5€ Tip.
Nice
Hobbs54@reddit
My father was in vending. Coin returns today have a little plastic door you have to push out of the way to get your change. The door is there to prevent people from stuffing a wad of paper in the coin return chute to collect the change so they can return later, remove the paper and collect a chute-full of change.
Myrandall@reddit
😂 From the comment directly above yours:
I knew a guy in highschool that would stuff cotton balls up the change shoot, so people would think the machine ate their change. He would have a week's worth of change in his pockets Friday afternoon.
inkedkoi@reddit
I knew a guy in highschool that would stuff cotton balls up the change shoot, so people would think the machine ate their change. He would have a week's worth of change in his pockets Friday afternoon.
Myrandall@reddit
From the comment directly below this one:
My father was in vending. Coin returns today have a little plastic door you have to push out of the way to get your change. The door is there to prevent people from stuffing a wad of paper in the coin return chute to collect the change so they can return later, remove the paper and collect a chute-full of change.
filco86@reddit (OP)
Wow, that's... creative but illegal 😅
The problem is then the operator calls me thinking the machine is broken, I drive all the way there, find the cotton balls, and the real thief is already gone with the money.
Fortunately it's rare - most people are honest. But yeah, I've seen everything in 14 years!
Diesel-King@reddit
I think you won't find the cotton balls - the thief would have to take them out to harvest the backed up coins. So the machine gets reported as broken, but you won't find any malfunction and report that back.
In the end, somebody will be accused of lying - either the patrons who lost their change, the operator who reported the malfunction, or you, when you report back that everything is working just fine.
Zeero92@reddit
Change shoot? Not chute? 🤔
Trin959@reddit
The old saying -- if you make things more idiot-proof the universe makes bigger idiots.
Honest_Relation4095@reddit
My favorite story is about a ranger of a national Park explaining why it is so hard to design bear proof trash cans, that can be opened by park visitors, but not bears: "There is a significant overlap between the dumbest visitors and the smartest bears"
filco86@reddit (OP)
When you think you've seen it all... there's always someone who manages to surprise you.😩
Trin959@reddit
There's an old Wizard of Id comic I remember at times like these:
King: You know the saying "a fool and his money are soon parted?"
Wiz: Yes.
King: How'd the fool get the money in the first place?
fresh-dork@reddit
fools often get money, but they rarely keep it
himitsumono@reddit
They say that lottery winners experience a startlingly high percentage of bankruptcies.
What with the lottery being a tax on foolishness ...
Yep. Checks out.
EarlyFalcone@reddit
u/BlakeClass wrote up a nice post on this. And what to do (and not do) if you happen to hit the jackpot.
Phatbass58@reddit
Give me a thousand dollars and I'll tell you...
XenixF47@reddit
Cs get degrees.
teapots_at_ten_paces@reddit
What do you call the person who graduated in last place at medical school?
Doctor.
Aazimoxx@reddit
$400M from his dad's New York real estate holdings.
Atlas-Scrubbed@reddit
It was ONLY $100 million.
Aazimoxx@reddit
plus 100 plus 50 plus 150 ;) Just not all in the same weekend!
Atlas-Scrubbed@reddit
I know there was a bunch via a make believe company that bought supplies for daddy’s company…. And had a huuuge markup that daddy paid.
syntaxerror53@reddit
Sound like the King would also say "When people say someone thinks they are "it". What does "it" mean?
Wyvrrn@reddit
Oooo one of my faves is I'm pretty sure Sir Rodney saying to someone
"a penny for your thoughts?"
"A fool and his money are soon parted"
"Nice thought, here's your penny"
And then it's the character staring at the reader.
PfalsePflagg@reddit
Inherited it, most likely.
udsd007@reddit
Sir Rodney gave it to him.
a8bmiles@reddit
I mean, Sir Rodney had enough money to bribe a dragon, he can probably spare some for a fool.
AwkwardGrl8996@reddit
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me lol
badpuffthaikitty@reddit
There is a surprising overlap between smart animals and dumb humans.
Kizik@reddit
Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity.
I'm not sure about the universe.
ahazred8vt@reddit
"There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity." -- Gene Wolfe
_monstermeat@reddit
"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."
leebird@reddit
I prefer the term 'idiot-resistant'. It then implies that there are different idiot severities and types of idiots to combat. Like "ID67' resistance is good for a common idiot trying to use the system for 20 minutes, but "ID20" resistance is only good for brief contact with a true moron.
a8bmiles@reddit
Like an SPF rating for what caliber of idiot you should feel is okay to unleash on your product.
Geminii27@reddit
LD50 rating - 50% of idiots will be able to use it to kill themselves or someone else.
gotohelenwaite@reddit
Found the Chemical Corps guy.
K1yco@reddit
Conversation I had with a few customers:
Cust: Why does the guide not have more / less details and is better to understand
Me; Because regardless of what we put, someone will still fail to understand. If we simplify it further, someone complains there's not enough information . If we add details, someone complains there's too much information and it's overwhelming.
filco86@reddit (OP)
THIS! Exactly this!
I could write a 100-page technical manual OR a 1-page "press this button" guide - someone will still call me saying "it doesn't work."
The truth? Some people read carefully, some skim, some don't read at all and just start pressing buttons. You can't win lol
I've learned to just give the essential info and be ready for the follow-up calls 😂
a8bmiles@reddit
I started emailing clients with:
Because you don't necessarily know what someone is actually looking for in communication. I want the "just the facts, ma'am" crowd to stop reading and move on after "short version", while still providing the "long version" for the more detail oriented recipients who may find value in it.
TinyNiceWolf@reddit
tldr: Include a tldr.
BrewtusMaximus1@reddit
We called it an “executive summary” back in my day.
baadcat@reddit
So: TL;DR and LV + D,BS,AUI,PDonAC, etc
lesethx@reddit
This is the way, a short version for those who aren't going to read the full thing, and a long version for those who want to know the details.
__wildwing__@reddit
Just had this earlier today. A gauge of mine was due for calibration. I told the person that I needed a replacement before they took mine, because I was using it. I held up the gauge that needed replacing and a similar gauge. Pointed to the barrel and said I needed another one with these lines (measuring .0001”) not like this and pointed out the barrel that did not have the lines. Said at least three times that I needed the one with the lines. Came back to find he’s replaced it with one that did not have the lines. This is not the first time this exact conversation/experience has happened.
Geminii27@reddit
Which is why you always wait for the replacement first before handing over the original.
fresh-dork@reddit
there's your problem. you left the gauge unsupervised and said something instead of writing it down.
OldBob10@reddit
The problem is that you didn’t stand there while they did the work. If you want it done right, do it yourself. If you want someone else to do it right, stand there and annoy the living shit out of them while they do the work.
K1yco@reddit
I've got a picture I give some of my customers when I need a specific serial number. I tell them it's on a sticker that looks exactly like this. There's even an arrow pointing to the exact area on the image as well.
Regardless, they always send me a picture of a label that looks nothing like what I shown them. The image I give them has several reference points, yet the sticker they give is a thin strip with 30 numbers on it.
Sometimes they'll send me a picture of where it should be and still go "I don't see that label anywhere" and the picture shows the exact label I'm looking for.
Mr_ToDo@reddit
Shit. I'm just happy if they have documentation
Z4-Driver@reddit
And there are some that read it, but fail to understand it.
Miles_Saintborough@reddit
And some straight up don't know how to read or comprehend
fresh-dork@reddit
write two versions: the quick setup guide that's 4 pages long, and the detailed manual that's 50 pages.
syntaxerror53@reddit
So they still complain the QSG doesn't contain enough info and the DM contains too much info.
fresh-dork@reddit
someone's always gonna be unhappy. i guess i'd look at metrics and see if it's a decent chunk of people vs. todd the complainer, then use that to decide how to handle it
finnknit@reddit
I'm a technical writer, and I can confirm that it's really hard to find a balance between simple basics and deep technical details. Really, it comes down to a decision about how to give the most benefit to the largest number of users.
For most end-user documentation, you can think of the documentation as a boat and the users as people with different levels of swimming skills:
Geminii27@reddit
Thus you have a user manual and a technical manual.
dbear848@reddit
My stepmother used to say that it's hard to make something foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Decades working as a software developer proved her right over and over again.
filco86@reddit (OP)
Haha your stepmother was absolutely right!
14 years in vending has taught me the same thing. You design something "foolproof" and someone finds a creative new way to break it.
My favorite was a customer who insisted the machine was broken - I drove 40 minutes, checked everything... it was unplugged. The ingenuity was in the confidence, I guess 😂
The hardware version of your software bugs!
jasondbk@reddit
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None! It’s a hardware problem.
Z4-Driver@reddit
No need to change the lightbulb. Darknes is declared the new default.
syntaxerror53@reddit
Dark Mode is the IN thing.
icesharkk@reddit
Technically darkness meets the criteria for mvp
Z4-Driver@reddit
What does mvp stand for?
icesharkk@reddit
Minimum viable product
Stryker_One@reddit
It is, at least, an old friend.
oxmix74@reddit
It can't be done, its a hardware problem.
OldBob10@reddit
Software is just hardware that’s gotten old.
pukesonyourshoes@reddit
There's a blue pill for that now
Geminii27@reddit
As long as they got charged for your time and inconvenience. Otherwise, making you come out for trivial crap is just good business on their part.
omegadeity@reddit
Yeah, someone once said to me "There's no such thing as being idiot proof. If you think there is, you just haven't met a big enough idiot yet".
jbrown383@reddit
I like “Don’t attribute to malice what can be simply explained away by ignorance”. Same thing but much nicer way to put it.
sixft7in@reddit
Or, "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool".
Redbeard_Rum@reddit
It's why creating a bear-proof trash can is so hard - the overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans is bigger than you think.
nondescriptzombie@reddit
Toronto spent $30m of Taxpayers money buying special "raccoon proof" trashcans.
Trin959@reddit
Oh, that's good!
DoktenRal@reddit
"There is significant overlap between the dumbest tourists and the smartest bears."
Dude_Dillligence@reddit
A team tasked with designing bear-proof trash cans found the task more difficult than expected, because of "the considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans".
honeyfixit@reddit
Reminds me of the Douglas Adams quote i love (paraphrasing a bit because i dont remember the exact words):
"The major problem people run into when designing a system to be completely fool proof is that the underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"
dickcheney600@reddit
Making it fool PROOF is futile. Resistant enough to "foolery" is enough to prove you tried - and blame the idiot who couldn't figure it out when there's literal pictograms that don't even require people to read. :)
Thurge1@reddit
I can believe this
TheDougBear@reddit
Not sure of the price. But that seems more expensive than just using coins, no?
penguinpenguins@reddit
This explains a lot. In my city when paying for the bus, it's just a container where the driver can see what you dropped before he presses a button to release it into the safe. Accepts any combination of bills and coins.
I was traveling in another city, and unbeknownst to me, the buses only took coins - they all had a coin validator for payment up front.
I got on and reached towards the payment slot with a bill in my hand and the driver yelled at me. Ok, I guess we're taking a taxi.
This story explains exactly why he had to be so forceful - I can only imagine the crap people jammed his bus up with over the years.
raulmonkey@reddit
Head office sent me on a 90 mile round trip to fix a door at a supermarket that was preventing the alarm system from being set.
I arrived applied locktite and turned a single screw 1.5 times pulling it onto the spindle and went home.
filco86@reddit (OP)
That reminds me of the classic story about the technician who tightens a single screw and sends a huge invoice. Customer: "You’re charging me all that just for tightening one screw?" Technician:
Tightening the screw: $1
Knowing which screw to tighten: $999
Experience is the expensive part 😄
honeyfixit@reddit
Love that story
honeyfixit@reddit
Ibhad a vending machine once that went totally crazy on me not once but three times. I put my dollar in and hit my slelection. I got my stuff, my change AND my dollar back. I tried again it did the same thing. It did it a total of 3 times before finally leeping the dollar on the fourth.
I kept looking for the hidden camera. I thought i was going to be on cabdid camera
Olofahere@reddit
I worked in a store with gumball-style vending machines (i.e. fully mechanical). Here in Canada we have $1 coins. Someone jammed four quarters into the clearly marked $1 machine.
At least I got four free quarters when I unjammed it.
MarcoDiFrancescino@reddit
Our id passes in the corp has a wireless chip to load up currency. We have boxes that you can use to top up the card with cash. The box has funnels you throw your change in. If you throw in trash it just gets ejected in the funnel. We have lots of regular folks there that do manual work. They came to the strong conclusion that the vending machines and the money detection shouldn't be in the same device, in this case not even in the same room.
Loren-DB@reddit
Did you know that you don't need a newline after every sentence? Just a space will do.
AluminumMaiden@reddit
STFU
caffeinated_photo@reddit
Many moons ago I worked in a bank and was responsible for the ATMs. Opened one machine on a Monday morning to refill it after the weekend and it was nearly full, which was unusual. No error messages or alerts over the weekend, machine said it was fine but the other one was empty, clearly compensating for it's sibling not pulling it's weight.
Refilled the second machine then had a look at the first machine outside, looked fine, rang our support and they said it was fine, nothing wrong with it. By lunch I can see a queue forming for the other machine, no one wants to use the first machine.
I went out to try it and sure enough, it would take the card in, make a few noises and tell me the card was unreadable. Rang tech support again and argued with them I told they agreed to send a tech out.
Turns out someone hasn't realised that a passport sized photo of their two children was stuck to the back of their bank card, and remained inside the card reader after their card was ejected. We stuck the photo to the side of the machine (in the bank side) where it stayed until I left a few years later.
Zeero92@reddit
Until?
aj4000@reddit
Mobile + gesture typing + long, busy day + too lazy proof read = Weird stuff like that.
Hey, at least you can tell that I'm not an AI bot.
aj4000@reddit
About 13 years ago now I did an 18 month stint doing field service on pubic payphones. (Yes, it was horrible.) I was told a story of another tech getting an urgent call for a coin validator jam, which was weird because those calls were never flagged as urgent. When the tech arrived at the phone there was a guy waiting there, impatiently pacing around it. Turns out this dude had decided insert his car key into the coin slot. These phones have mechanism that opens the coin slot when the handset is lifted, otherwise it stays closed. So the guy took his car key off his keyring, lifted the handset, waited for the coin slot to open, shoved the key as far down into the slot as he possibly could, then was surprised Pikachu face when he realised he couldn't get it out. He was able to call the fault report number from the payphone itself, and apparently he was quite angry that it was possible for his car key to get stuck. The key was an all metal thing without a remote lock button, either a spare key or a key for an older type of car. It went pretty much all the way into the validator, only just barely blocking the slot shutter from closing. He did not explain why he thought putting his car key into the coin slot was a good idea...
GovernmentPuzzled819@reddit
a public payphone maybe?
Strongit@reddit
I had this issue constantly when I fixed bank machines. You can put stickers on the deposit box and all over the machine that say "Do not deposit change" but at least once or twice a week, I would get a call for a jammed deposit box because someone threw some one- and two-dollar coins in the envelope.
gadget850@reddit
I once drove 90 minutes to plug in the network cable on a server.
FrozeItOff@reddit
A 5 euro tip for all your hard work!
Peakomegaflare@reddit
So uh... how does one get into this biz? Honestly it sounds pretty chill overall.
TheSentientSnail@reddit
I work at a casino with slot machines. The slots don't take coins - only bills and vouchers.
At least once a month somebody shoves a Canadian $2 coin into the voucher receptor on a slot machine. It absolutely does not look like a place coins should go, and they really have to work to get it in there. There are stickers and signs all over the machine that explicitly state NOT to do that. They do it anyway. I once watched somebody repeatedly stab at the edge of the coin with a car key to force it through an opening designed for a peice of paper. It invariably jams and we have to open the machine up & fish it out.
People are so weird.
VoidCoelacanth@reddit
Honestly, I'm just glad to know you have absolute idiots in the UK as well. (I'm an American.)
1aranzant@reddit
r/shitamericanssay
filco86@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately, I think they're everywhere... here in Italy, we have as many as you want!
namegoeswhere@reddit
You'd definitely get a laugh over the stuff I've had to deal with in medical devices as well.
The worst/best was a 10-hour round-trip to re-seat an oil line. In and out inside of an hour...
K1yco@reddit
There was one person from Ireland who reached out to us, and they provided me with an invoice. I look and it's showing me this is a company in the UK. I tell him "Sir, I'm sorry but we're located in America. The company you are looking for is a UK based one looking at your invoice."
His response to that was "I forgot that Americans can't read"
Which, is a weird thing to say since they clearly went to the wrong website and didn't read their invoice contact information.
VoidCoelacanth@reddit
I think you are already aware, per current state of the world, that we already have too many 🤣
Techsupportvictim@reddit
Did you keep the “debris” that was removed from the coin slot? Cause I would have
filco86@reddit (OP)
Oh no! I wish! The "rightful owner" demanded them back!🤣🤣
fallenangellv@reddit
Did you at least get a picture ? 😁 Know someone who would find this amusing and annoying at the same time
NightMgr@reddit
The old Anarchists Cookbook suggested putting pieces of tape and folding pages sent in with bills. Put in an extra punch on the punch card.
Mx_Reese@reddit
You mean the anarchist cookbook that was written by a teenager with no practical life experience and is so chock full of unscientific misinformation that it looks like it could have been written by a time traveler with access to ChatGPT?
FauxReal@reddit
Yeah it's a horrible book. Someone brought it to high school and the chemistry class laughed at it. Even Poor Man's James Bond, while better, is laughable too.
fresh-dork@reddit
wasn't it suspected of being a CIA counter-op, where it's deliberately dangerous to the user?
Zeero92@reddit
I'd say that seems unwise, but I've heard about some of the stuff agencies like the CIA would get up to. Bats carrying bombs, for example. Or "Acoustic Kitty," which is a horrid thing all its own.
FauxReal@reddit
No idea. Never heard that before. But that might make for a fun thread topic in the conspiracy sub.
NightMgr@reddit
Yes. None the less that is what he suggested.
LupercaniusAB@reddit
Well there’s a pro-tip that’s almost 60 years old.
proto_024@reddit
Have you noticed that everytime there's an "unexpected" cause, it's hardware related?
Belle_Corliss@reddit
An friend of mine used to work at a game arcade many years ago and he lost count of how many times he had to put a machine out of order because someone had wedged a dollar bill so far into the coin slot that he couldn't get it out. He could never understand why they did that because one of his duties was making change.
baudvine@reddit
See, I could imagine someone in this day and age never having encountered a coin-op vending machine and using it wrong. But folks at a game arcade many years ago really ought to know better?
Belle_Corliss@reddit
You'd think so, but people are the dumb sometimes.
tslnox@reddit
People are dumb often.
BaronMostaza@reddit
It's legal tender dude, they HAVE TO accept it that's like the law
Rathmun@reddit
Legal tender for all debts, public or private. It only applies if you already got what you're paying for and you now have to settle a debt. Most arcade machines don't let you play first and then pay, you have to pay first and then play, so there's no requirement to accept anything in particular.
Mr_ToDo@reddit
Guess it also depends on where you live
As I recall, over here it's only government folks who have to accept. Oh, and I'm not sure if it was written as a precaution or because someone was really grumpy with their bill, but they have a list of how many of a given denominations they have to accept. So no barrels full of nickles
Rathmun@reddit
I believe there is language about not being required to accept cumbersome amounts of legal tender. Which would be the barrel of nickels thing.
And I believe that debts to the government are "public" debts, while debts to other private citizens would be the "private" debts.
Now, all of that legality gets set aside if you agree in advance to pay a certain way. If you agree before ordering dinner that you're going to pay by credit card, then the resteraunt can actually hold you to it. You can clear the debt by cash, but you'll still be in breach... I think.
FauxReal@reddit
This makes me wonder about the few times I've seen coins jammed up so far that you could see them when looking in the coin slot. Though on one occasion I think it was just too many coins, cause you could smack the machine and sometimes you'd hear one drop and get a credit.
Belle_Corliss@reddit
Don't know anything about that, but my friend did tell me that more than once he had to put a machine out of order because there were coins jammed together side by side with single coins above them.
AdreKiseque@reddit
Least it was an actual problem to solve i guess?
nifty-necromancer@reddit
You’ve done exactly zero of this, ChatGPT
Drasern@reddit
At least they left you a tip for your time.
FinanciallySecure9@reddit
“Not crumbled” “Not forced” Definitely AI
NewSpace2@reddit
RALLYING for human Redditors to not earnestly engage with OPs who use Chat GPT to “write” their posts.
StandingBehindMyNose@reddit
This has the cadence of being written by AI
filco86@reddit (OP)
Haha no, just a technician who's learned to write clearly after 14 years of explaining the same things!
When you repeat "no, don't force the door" 1000 times, eventually you say it in a very structured way 😂But I promise I'm human - AIs don't drive 40 minutes to find machines that are just unplugged!
StandingBehindMyNose@reddit
You’re right, I completely believe you are human. Can you share some emoji with me that are green in color?
StandingBehindMyNose@reddit
2 week old account. Parroting the info in your user bio about 14 years. Your post does the same thing a ton of AI posts are doing where about 75% of the way through you list the very short sentences before you arrive at a conclusion.
Ignore my skepticism for a moment and include an emoji in each sentence of your reply.
alphamale063@reddit
Definitely AI. Not to mention only 2 weeks ago the account was claiming 12 years of experience, and suddenly it switched to 14…
chickengelato@reddit
100%. Don’t know why you’re being downvoted.
StandingBehindMyNose@reddit
More bots downvoting me I guess.
jeffrey_f@reddit
But you got a small tip
HLupercal@reddit
I fix ATMs for a living. I find all kinds of weird shit people insert with/instead of cash or checks or bank card.
Someone put a whole chocolate granola bar in the cash deposit one time. Thought it was literal shit, for a moment...
davis_je@reddit
I’ll never forget the time I thought a vending machine in the early 1990s would let me choose a blank spot that had nothing in it and then give me my money back. I was so devastated that it kept the money and I got nothing.
ObsoleteReference@reddit
After thinking o this for a whole minute or so, I have ask: is the Euro the currency of where this takes place?
filco86@reddit (OP)
Yes! I’m from italy!
ObsoleteReference@reddit
That slightly shortens the list of questions involved, though “what the fuck” remains at the top of the list.
chickengelato@reddit
This reeks of ChatGPT.
ceojp@reddit
Was this posted somewhere else a few days ago? I swear I've seen this exact story before.
UristImiknorris@reddit
OP's profile shows they posted it to r/vendingmachines a week and a half ago.
ValuAdded711@reddit
A they say down in the Southern United States - for every fool-proof system, there's a system-proof fool.
IT_Tested@reddit
So you are 5 euro richer. That paid for gas doesn’t it ?
filco86@reddit (OP)
No way! I wish! The phenomenon left a message saying to leave the money that the machine had "stolen" from him in his answering machine.😅😅
_Grey_Cat_@reddit
The… phenomenon? What?
this_duderoni@reddit
Excellent. Tack the money right to your invoice!
The_Real_Flatmeat@reddit
Fuck that. I'd have taken it as a bonus
curtludwig@reddit
Where can you drive for 80 minutes on 5 euro worth of gas?
udsd007@reddit
London, inside the congestion zone.
GiantLizardsInc@reddit
I'm laughing at your joke. Not quite.
sp910@reddit
This reads like a LinkedIn AI post.
CroweMag55@reddit
Think of it as a 5 Euro tip!
efahl@reddit
Well, at least you got a €5 bonus...
ShirleyUGuessed@reddit
Yes, that makes it a much better story than when a $20 bill broke my washing machine and was so shredded the bank wouldn't take it. Had to pay for the repair and lost $20.
Snuffman@reddit
I used to fix self checkouts as an IT field tech for a grocery chain. I found small toys, gum and even drugs hidden or jammed into cash dispensers. I was jealous of the other chain that was credit/debit only at the self checkout.
HenkPoley@reddit
Why is this LLM-assisted writing?
EvandeReyer@reddit
Homer, are you just holding onto the can?
AngryCod@reddit
"It always worked at my old place."
No, it didn't.
mafiaknight@reddit
Was kinda expecting it to be "jammed" because it was full af