TheaterFire

Wealthy Fast Food CEOs Eating Burgers on Camera is Really Insulting to the Common Man...

Posted by MapleBreakfastMeat@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 32 comments

We get it! You're rich enough to afford fast food in 2026. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

Reply to Post

32 Comments

MrDLTE3@reddit

I find it hilarious the Mcdonald CEO is now insisting he loves the burger. We all saw you on video cringing with that bite...
View on Reddit #79913346

Reviewingremy@reddit

>now insisting he loves the burger. I think you mean "the product"
View on Reddit #79945572

NuncioBitis@reddit

“food product”
View on Reddit #79951266

Reviewingremy@reddit

I knew it was food? That did not come across at all
View on Reddit #80025616

Cultural-Company282@reddit

What if that *was* the best take?
View on Reddit #79936230

2g4r_tofu@reddit

Just shelve the ad and make a completely different one
View on Reddit #79995588

superPlasticized@reddit

There's a thought. Imagine being the PR person. Well, I have time for one more, after that, I have to pick my kid up from daycare. Well just edit the best we can. Beep beep, (checks her email) Oh boy, Outback looking for a PR person
View on Reddit #79995460

takemeawayfromit@reddit

Plus he kept calling it a "product" instead of a sandwich. Shows that he doesn't believe that it is food either.
View on Reddit #79957475

StockingDummy@reddit

He straight-up pulled a Krusty the Clown…
View on Reddit #79933783

becelav@reddit

Reminded me of squidward tasting the Krusty Krab burger
View on Reddit #79947715

Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit

I’LL PERSONALLY SPIT IN ONE OF EVERY FIFTY BURGERS!
View on Reddit #79937917

ULF_Brett@reddit

I like those odds!
View on Reddit #79946285

TastiSqueeze@reddit

I went to Krystal a few days ago and was charged $13.70 for 4 cheese krystals and a small coke. When I was a kid, we could buy krystal burgers for 5 cents each. I won't be going back to Krystal any time soon. For that matter, none of the fast food places is affordable now.
View on Reddit #79912993

FullRock_Alchemist@reddit

Chipotle is still a pretty good deal tbh and at least locally their portions are as big as ever
View on Reddit #79922844

Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit

But the food sucks now.
View on Reddit #79937974

WestHistorians@reddit

Now? Did it ever not suck? I understand eating there if you're in Kansas and it's the only Mexican restaurant in town.
View on Reddit #79981411

FullRock_Alchemist@reddit

Never did and likely never will bruh
View on Reddit #79985756

Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit

Our office would go like 3-4 times a week for lunch; this was in Manhattan in 2007ish; you don’t think we had options?
View on Reddit #79983694

WestHistorians@reddit

I have no idea what you guys were thinking...
View on Reddit #79983863

Jump_The_Five_Yo@reddit

Well, once the beastie boys waited behind us….
View on Reddit #79984658

FullRock_Alchemist@reddit

? It's still as good as ever. Their chicken al pastor is great and their chimichurri was
View on Reddit #79938096

Gregus1032@reddit

Yea I just had it the other day. It's still good. Maybe he just has a bad one near by?
View on Reddit #79939265

FullRock_Alchemist@reddit

Could be. I know for the last 2 years social media has claimed they've cratered but I've never seen a reduction in portions or quality and the price is about the same as Wendy's now
View on Reddit #79939503

Impossible-Still-128@reddit

I consume the products regularly. 3-4 times per worker payment distribution schedule and often more frequently if the local sports squadron is excelling in some sort of competitive fashion.
View on Reddit #79915106

Crazy-Principle3521@reddit

I’m starting to think that the lizard people conspiracy theories are real.
View on Reddit #79969341

Clamwacker@reddit

Is this a Simpsons quote or generic corporate snark?
View on Reddit #79968940

dirtybird971@reddit

this is comedy/a joke like fast food is nutritious.
View on Reddit #79968943

Strive--@reddit

Look, peasants! Even *I* would eat the food I sell to you!
View on Reddit #79926739

JfromMichigan@reddit

>Look, peasants! Even *I* would eat the ~~food~~ product I sell to you! You missed your chance on that one. lol
View on Reddit #79931513

Various_Deer_7567@reddit

Okay, I exhaled though the nose.
View on Reddit #79923398

lnc_gomes@reddit

Take my upvote!
View on Reddit #79911175

solarwinds1234@reddit

Perfect. It is so true right now.
View on Reddit #79906400