I accidentally locked my wife and my dog in the backyard shed for the day.

When I realized and unlocked the door, man was my dog happy to see me!

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Wait did you lock your dog with your dead wife in the shed?

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Poor dog

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At least he wasn't hungry.

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'Accidentally'? I don't think so...

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Yeah, he hadn't noticed the dog was inside.. nobody would lock their dog in the shed on purpose, man, come on! What kind of person are you???

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What about the condition of the shed ?

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That sure shed some light on the status of relationships in your life!

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Which one managed to change the light bulb?

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That's how you tell which one love's you more.