Truck wash computer too bored to die, news at 11.

Posted by Stellapacifica@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 80 comments

Alright, my loves. I've got a yummy one for you today.

This comes by way of my partner, who worked security for a couple years. I'll tell it as he told me:

It would have been end of 2020, early 2021, when I was at the [big name distribution company you have definitely heard of] site one day a week. They had a truck wash station which doubled as both the security office and an OSHA violation, and which had in its bowels a Machine:tm:.

This machine ran the truck wash mechanically, and had done so since time immemorial, by which I mean the late 90s. How late? Not nearly late enough. This beleaguered box of technological decay, which somehow merited a UPS, but not a power switch, was still running its original licensed copy of Win 95.

The thing is, this building was (and is) classed as vital infrastructure meant to withstand disaster, up to and including full loss of power for sustained intervals. So this poor computer, meant only to power cycle in times of dire crisis, had not met such crisis since its installation. Between the diesel generators and its own aged UPS, to all my bored record-searching in dead of Sunday pre-dawns, there exists no evidence that this machine has ever turned off.

TL;DR bored security guard terrified at prospect of computer uptime longer than his own.