If a king sleeps on a king mattress, and a queen sleeps on a queen mattress, what does a prince sleep on?

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genfgenf@reddit

As long as the prince sleeps on something, he will be fine. They say size doesn't matter.

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seethruyou@reddit

"I have a king size bed. I don’t know any kings. But if one came over I would say “You won’t believe what I have for you! I could probably set up your old lady too.“" Also Mitch

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Affectionate-Row3793@reddit

lol! liked both RIP Mitch jokes. Thanks!

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erremermberderrnit@reddit

It's to your exact specifications

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Chrome2Surfer@reddit

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof

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Affectionate-Row3793@reddit

Thank god she didn't go through the roof! lol!

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redbeard387@reddit

They used to be called Jumpolines, until your mom jumped on one back in 1976.

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SaintCholo@reddit

LOL, he said yo mama so fat when she goes camping, BEARS hide their food!

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Affectionate-Row3793@reddit

Good one!

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Fickles1@reddit

Love a good yo mumma joke

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LifeExit4353@reddit

Your mama so fat she carrys pesos in one pocket and yen in the other

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Ceemer@reddit

Yo mama so dumb, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

Yo mama so fat, her lower half gets frostbite in the middle of summer.

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Affectionate-Row3793@reddit

Lol! Upvote!

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jpopimpin777@reddit

Yo Mama's so fat the guys at the strip club call her Hitler, on account of all the damage she did to the poles.

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Castle_of_Jade@reddit

What the fuck. Hahahahahaha

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zamfire@reddit

Yo mamma so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks income tax means she has to collect semen for the IRS.

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Original-Age-4720@reddit

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Pokemon was a Jamaican porno.

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ferniekid@reddit

Yo mama’s so fat, her belt size is equator

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Terry_Cruz@reddit

Yo mama's so fat, she had to add another notch in the Kuiper belt.

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SaintCholo@reddit

Like the telephone company, always driving poles to the ground.

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Vintage_Zoo@reddit

Literally started laughing a second before I took a drink! So glad my eyes were faster than my hand!

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eltedioso@reddit

I don’t get it

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Aviator07@reddit

OP’s mom is a tramp.

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eltedioso@reddit

Like Charlie Chaplin? Or like the dog in the spaghetti movie?

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MaterialParsley7536@reddit

More like a cargo steamer from days gone by.

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eltedioso@reddit

Oh, right! now I get it

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MaterialParsley7536@reddit

Be honest. Did you think I meant Cleveland Steamer?

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eltedioso@reddit

I assume that's some sort of diner sandwich, and yes.

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Pkrudeboy@reddit

More of a taco.

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NuncioBitis@reddit

Oh wow - you've got a surprise coming!

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Malalang@reddit

I've got Stanley Steamer coming.

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Ok_Discussion6529@reddit

Isn't that a football team

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LegalShooter@reddit

No, but I t does describe the Cleveland football team.

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CrustySailor1964@reddit

Had to google that one. After all these years I never knew it had a name.😂🥴

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MaterialParsley7536@reddit

Cargo steamer or Cleveland Steamer?

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AmazingGrace911@reddit

No she stamped it

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DerbyDad03@reddit

She's the lady Frank sings about.

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eltedioso@reddit

Zappa?

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DerbyDad03@reddit

Nope, but Dweezle helped out on Lisa Loeb's cover of Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves, so there's that.

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1009naturelover@reddit

Probably has the stamp to prove it

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Adorable_Past9114@reddit

Yo momma does

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eltedioso@reddit

You know my mother?

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Adorable_Past9114@reddit

Everyone knows your momma

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eltedioso@reddit

That's shocking to me! she doesn't really seem to have any sort of social life at all

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Chrome2Surfer@reddit

He doesn't either

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LostBetsRed@reddit

Ugh. Can we please, please lay off the yo mama jokes? They're old, they're tired, and they've been done by just about everybody. >!Just like yo mama.!<

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Saelethil@reddit

My wife found out I replaced our bed with a rocket ship. She was over the moon!

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PumpikAnt58763@reddit

I love Reddit. Where else can you see something devolve into Yo Mama jokes?

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StevieWondersGoodEye@reddit

She found out that there are better places to be hopping mad.

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Hattix@reddit

Epstein island.

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AntifaMiddleMgmt@reddit

If European history is to be followed, his sister...

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Original-Character28@reddit

Jeffrey Epsteins couch?

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Over_Gas_4867@reddit

Is that where Vance got his couch??

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GibsonBluesGuy@reddit

Epstein’s Island

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kitbuoy@reddit

Underage girls

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Floyd_Pink@reddit

Yup. Totally thought this was gonna be the punchline.

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RobertIsAPlant@reddit

Empires are ruled buy emperors, kingdoms are ruled by kings... And out country...

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Falcoln1342@reddit

Or a twin bed if he has a brother born with him

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Ibrahim-08@reddit

Whatever his parents approve of 😂😂

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ChickenXing@reddit

Little red Corvette bed

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

Epstein accusations too.

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finder_outer@reddit

Or maybe a spare mattress.

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leftblue@reddit

Epstiens island FIFY

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Shellrant42day@reddit

A princess 🤔

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RevengeBedtimeProcra@reddit

Reminds me of when Prince Charles was asked: [Do you have a King size bed?](https://youtu.be/h1TgavRjPXE?si=sUcOYSUOUspb6eze&t=124)

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mouringcat@reddit

And does a princess sleep on a peaed mattress?

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PachecoJunior@reddit

Bette than a peed one

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Kurkikohtaus@reddit

His cousin.

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Ecstatic-BiPt8645@reddit

An underage matrass?

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TedMich23@reddit

Fentanyl? Too soon?

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-B-H-@reddit

If two people having sex is a twosome, and three people having sex is a threesome..... I think I know why my mom called me handsome.

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charonco@reddit

I thought it was going to be Epstein Island

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kevinlc1971@reddit

A princess?

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rickie-ramjet@reddit

Purple mattress?

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Dawgs6485@reddit

This is better than I thought it would be. My first thought was "Propofol"(Drug that Prince overdosed). Then I thought it might be "Epstein's Island". Im glad I was wrong.

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