Lawyer Smith was in his office one day.

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His partner Jones of their Smith and Jones law firm was not in. Business was rather slow lately, so he was glad when a client came in to pay her bill which amounted to four hundred pounds. He diligently entered the amount in the account book and was putting away the money when he realised that there were two hundred pound notes stuck together. With the extra hundred pound note in his hand, he experienced the inner struggle that all faithful lawyers face. After battling with his conscience long and hard he finally decided on a coin toss. Heads he would tell, tails he won't. Tails came up. So he didn't tell his partner.