Know your colors.

Posted by Tabaxia@reddit | talesfromtechsupport | View on Reddit | 118 comments

While working for a 24/hr restaurant chain in the pacific northwest many years ago. We would get overnight pages when something critical was down, so I retuned a 2am call.

Manager: So our network is down, I can run credit cards.

Me: Oh, I see your watchguard is down.

Manager: Should I know what that is.

Me: It is the device that manages your connection to the web. It may just need to be rebooted. simple fix. Reboot it now.

Manager: ah, I don't know what is what here!

Me: It is simple, it is a red box on your shelf right above where you sit in the office.

Manager......

Me: on the shelf, it is a fully red box, says Watchguard on it.

Manager: ah... I don't get it.

Me: RED box, you don't get it?

Manager: I don't know tech terms, I am a manager at a restaurant.

Me: can I talk to the dishwasher?

Manager hands over the phone to the Dishwasher

Dishwasher: yeah?

Me: Can you reboot the Watchguard, it is a red box on .....

Dishwasher: Done.

Location was back up in 3 minutes. I guess I should have said "Watchguard - in color #FF0000" What was I thinking.