A penguin is driving down the highway

Posted by tinpants44@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 26 comments

When the engine starts to smoke. The penguin takes the first exit and finds a mechanic. The mechanic says it will take an hour or so to diagnose, so the penguin says, "I'll go next door to the ice cream shop to wait". While in the shop, the penguin orders a bowl of vanilla ice cream to eat while it's waiting. But because the penguin doesn't have thumbs, it must eat it with its flippers. After finishing it goes back to the mechanic to see what the damage is. The mechanic says, "well it looks like you blew a seal". The penguin says, "no, that's just because I don't have thumbs and I had to eat the ice cream with my flippers, like this".