There’s this “senior” at my workplace who just lives to poke me for no reason.
Started gym recently?
“Where are the muscles at?”
Sounds playful… until he follows up with weird stuff like:
“I bet every girl sleeps with you now.”
I say no, and he goes, “Thought so.”
Then he asks how many weeks it’s been, and I nervously say, “3 weeks,” thinking gym.
He smirks: “Man, you’ve been dry that long?”

Like… dude, you’re literally a year older than me. Congrats on knowing how to crawl, I guess?

I swear, the guy is like the male version of a clueless teen — laughs at his own jokes before they land, gets offended when you reply, and can’t handle even basic witty comebacks. Here i go : Boy you are just a year older i'm glad u know how to coo, you know what's fascinating about bars , they keep animals like u at the zoo, your friends diss me for drinking coke, Hey its way better than like chimneys, your freinds smoke. Your are un funny your words are just mean , you are male version of how they portray a stupid blond teen. I don’t even feel angry. It’s disappointment , i bet u still play with lego. Should have mentioned in description, job was to babysit your ego.